WooHoo

The one that’s dry took the others coats for cover?

Gets back into the car?

@Forget Me Not wrote:

looks like I’ll have to up the ante :-k

try this one then

Five men are in a car and when they all get out it is raining. None of them are wearing coats but one remains completely dry. How?

Hey.. If you want to UP the anti, then you go ahead.. :lol:

Ok.. Did he have an umbrella?

NOT ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME!

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN TRYING TO GET THERE BY ROAD FOR YEARS.. :lol:

Wonders where Fek is by the way.. :wink:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

correct

um…

I am easily broken, yet can be made of stone, worn on your sleeve and am 13 of 54. what am I?

I thought he was taking the P.iss.. :lol:

Heart… :D/

RACHEL TO WIN!! :D/

Oh Well.. You’re not as dull as the others then.. :lol:

I was going to say that first of all.. The smell..

Ok..

Dad and his son were driving through a lane, and the car overturned.

They were both rushed to hospital, and had to have surgery.

Just before the surgeon was about to operate on the boy, the surgeon turned and said.. “oh my god, that’s my son”..

How can that be?

@Pete wrote:

exactly i had a pet skunk once called In who escaped but i found him easily…. how did i find him ? …. simple Instinct

You called him by his name..

@Pete wrote:

Is there a good cough ?

Don’t know, i’ll google and find out..

@Pete wrote:

yeah skunks

They’re black and white too.. :lol:

Bad Cough!

@Pete wrote:

was it a kitten ?

No, it was a cat.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

what and got no grass in the pics ? stewards enquiry

did you take pics of black and white kittens abig ball of them what took up all the apeture :P

Didn’t know animals smoked grass.. :lol:

Mine tells me i have a message from someone who didn’t actually send me the message in the first place! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I’ll confiscate your avatar :lol:

the world’s smallest dog ever, was a dwarf Yorkshire terrier, just 2.8 inches tall.

You been measuring dogs up against your knob again Pete? :lol:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

think about it… I was at a zoo

What zoo? Or doesn’t that matter?

Ok, did you use up the film by taking pictures of a Zebra.. Panda’s.. Penguins?

@Pete wrote:

giz time to edit ffs :lol:

Ok!! :-

@Pete wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I used my dictaphone but it’s messed the buttons up :shock: :lol:

lol.. Reminds me of that song by Kev Wilson.. Me d.ick just dialled your number..

[/url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A_qFXXDqoM]MY Richard DIALED YOUR NUMBER

LMAO @ my Richard dialled your number.. No Pete, it was definately D.ick.. :lol: