WooHoo

Massage! THERE.. :lol:

Roleplay, or not..?

@sharongooner wrote:

last year I had one of those funny moments when you “had to be there” to appreciate it. Went up the legion yeah… nothing announced about it being fancy dress or anything… one of our friends comes in in FULL witch costume… right down to black toenails… head to toe, she spent the day getting ready… black wig the…

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ALL.. Not to keen on Strawberries, but have used them.. If you catch my drift.. :wink:

Noisy or silent? :lol:

Just heard about it.. Think it was decent of them to share.. :wink:

@(f)politics? wrote:

lol b@rstard !!

i’ll be lady godiva i have the horse and long hair u see ! and a cracking body stocking hey there u go pebbs go as lady godiva very little costume required :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

BOTH.. :lol: I can join in anytime? Won’t your husband mind? :lol:

Fast or slow? :lol:

Both! :lol:

Back of a transit, or back of an estate car? :lol:

LMAOO… I can imagine the neighbours..

“Dunno, heard him talking, then a scream, then BANG” :lol:

Both! 8) :wink:

Standing up, or lying down? :shock:

@Pete wrote:

Who PB ? he aint dead yet

:lol:

Noooo…. :lol: They’ll know soon enough.. :lol:

Hey Poli, wanna come to a fancy dress party? :wink: :lol:

How did he die?

@(f)politics? wrote:

called me by a wrong name silly :lol:

I had to ask.. :lol:

Dogs! :lol:

Fish or birds?

LOL, and now i’m making it sound bad.. For the record, it’s not what it seems.. :P

Chips..

Indian or chinese?

What? Took you from behind, or called you by the wrong name? :lol:

This mail i just had…

“IF YOU FEEL THAT MY FEES ARE TOO HIGH, I’LL LOWER ANYTHING FOR YOU” :lol:

She’s taking da p.ss surely.. :lol:

@cath 55 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I’m in an online queue..

C’mon PETE, get off Mucky now, it’s my turn.. :lol:

your call may be recorded for training purposes……

Can you edit out the sounds in the background? :lol:

Definately a film..

Pizza or kebab?