WooHoo

Which end? :P

Makes me sleep in the wet patch. :(

Happy birthday to all who have birthdays, whether you’re male, female, both or none! :D

I licked it, but it didn’t taste like Bailey’s.. :shock:

@Bad Manners wrote:

The Army knew when he signed up that he could be placed in a situation like this.

My thoughts exactly!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

So, what if Jeremy had referred to the car as being OLD? Would that be offensive to OLD people?

Damn right it would !!! You simply cannot have ageist remarks made about a car. Whatever next?? I suppose that people will be sexist by referring to a car as a ”she”.

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Muff Munching. :shock:

That wouldn’t annoy people if i did that, it’d make them smile. :?

Kinkiness

Last week.

When was the last time you lied?

Whilst in public, start searching for bluetooth devices on your phone, and then start sending rude pictures. :D

How many ranges does this sex thing come in? Sex, good sex, excellent sex, happy for a week sex.

So, what if Jeremy had referred to the car as being OLD? Would that be offensive to OLD people?

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,

ah, ahh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahh, ahh

Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya,

ah, ahh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahh, ahh

Darling you have to let me know,

will you stay or will you go.

*Hic* :lol:

Greetings. Welcome to English message boards!

You have many things in france that inspire the english, like depots that sell duty free fags and booze. :D

Thanks for introducing the croissant, wine, garlic, onions, etc.

I’ve never seen the eiffel tower close up, but i have seen the blackpool tower. And Alton Towers.

In respect to you and…[Read more]

I was warned against you Smiley.

Shame on YOU. [-X

I did once try and dip it in Daz, but he screamed, and legged it. He should have been BOLD.

Same reason why i tell women my co-ck is eight inches when really it’s only four. :(

I hand-wash mine. I soak it in liquid, rinse it, leave it out to dry, and then have it pressed.

@Smiley wrote:

Shut up, Ant.
You’re nothing but a kant!
Kant is the same as kunt with a C
Hey, why are you sat up in a tree?
Is it because you’re gay?
Who is that next to you? Oh, it’s Tray!
Tray is a homo, didn’t you know?
Didn’t his skirt give it away Ant you ho’?
All these years have passed by
And you’re still bi?
Ant, you will never change.
You…

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