WooHoo

Mine is an excited twitch.. Oops, here I go again.. :lol:

Danny Doughnut, I could use him in my story! :lol:

Huh?

Relax..

THINKING,…

I Deserve A New Life – New Future.. 8) Missed out on too many things..

It’s all about me now..

I’ve had mine packed for years, just waiting for the opportunity.. :lol:

Have to admit – I laughed too when I heard it.. That’s me and you off to the funny farm now Tat.. :lol:

Woman and Man sitting at a bar in a pub!

The woman sneezed, her glass eye shot out across the bar, and onto the floor!

The man picked it up, walked over to the lady, and handed it back to her.

In return for the kind act, the lady insisted on buying the man a drink!

After the drink she insisted on buying him a meal.

After the meal, she…[Read more]

They made something twitch with me, but it weren’t the curtains! :lol:

Bailiffs came to see you too? :lol:

You can have me..

I just got up too quick.. :lol:

Just seen Dai.. Out the window.. Aint seen him for years – 10 in fact.. He drives a taxi now.. Put on some weight.. Thought I’d share that with you all.. :lol:

Sorry – I’m a slow learner lol.. Just getting the hang of this welsh thing, only just found out I was welsh! :shock: :lol:

Hmmm.. An opiniated one is this one.. :lol:

From Arrods?.. :lol:

:wink:

They just hand over a ‘Call Back Later’ card.. :lol:

Last Night – My hand went numb! :lol:

Can you imagine my horro though when it turned out to be the Meter – Reader?!.. :lol:

It helps if you stroke yourself as you say ‘Hello’.. Kind of makes matters worse – for them!