WooHoo

I’ve just googled, and there’s a lot of information on how to find the G-Spot. Apparantly, once you have experimented, and got used to it..

Wait for it..

THE RESULTS CAN BE EXPLOSIVE. (Their words – not mine)

I mean, priests bang on about religion, and how homosexuality is wrong, and they’re the b@stards that end up on the front page of your local newspaper for commiting an act of the one thing they fekking preach about!

Exactly, and I don’t believe for one second that he found this out via an apple falling from his head.. I believe that he dabbled in Homosexuality.

SEVEN DEADLY SINS..

I have just read the list, and Homosexuality isn’t there, so,.. So much for This God bloke being dead against Homosexuality!! He also disagrees with those who commit suicide. I’m just glad I’m not a suicidal Gay, who believes that God exists! Not only that, but if he exists, and he didn’t want man and man to be this way,…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

Well.. They do say that the mans G-Spot is there

Ok…..who discovered this to be g-spot ????

I haven’t got a clue, and I’d Google it, but i’m afraid of what will come up!! :lol:

I’ll just assume it was Sir Isaac Newton..

@kent f OBE wrote:

stick your finger up your bum and report back………you may be pleasantly surprised :lol:

Oh God – I have visions of thousands of men, who after reading this, are now sitting there with their fingers inserted into their backsides waiting for that special moment!

(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).. [-X

IF two men want to engage in sexual intercourse, it’s frowned upon, even today, but yet, two women can do it, and it’s applauded by a lot of men! It’s a Turn On!!

I’ve not got a problem with homosexuality, but, if I was brought up differently, I could very well be sitting here stating the opposite! We all have our own views, and we’re all…[Read more]

Too much of anything can make you sick
Even the good can be a curse
Makes it hard to know which road to go down
Knowing too much can get you hurt

Is it better? Is it worse?
Are we sitting in reverse?
It’s just like we’re going backwards
I know where I want this to go
Driving fast but let’s go slow
What I don’t wanna do is crash, no

Just know…[Read more]

Woah Woah

Now listen to me baby
Before I love and leave yah
(Oh oh oh oh)
They call me heart-breaker
I don’t wanna decive yaaah
(Oh oh oh oh)

If you fall for me
I’m not easy to please
I might tear you apart
Told yah from the start
Baby from the start

I’m only gonna break break your
Break break ya heart
I’m only gonna break break your
Break…[Read more]

Well.. They do say that the mans G-Spot is there!

Suzie.. Where are you? I miss you.. :lol:

Mmmmmm.. Vodka.. 8)

OneOne was a racehorse, TwoTwo was one too, one day OneOne won one, and TwoTwo won one too!

Shhhhhhh.. :-$

Waiting for my hair to change it’s colour!! :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

WAH YAH……????

:lol:

A month ago – now he’s on death row.

When was the last time you did something you normally wouldn’t do?..

@Ritzy wrote:

Get the f*&^ out of my bed…and make me a coffee.

Makes A Change!

T’iz normally; ‘get the f u c k out of my bed, otherwise I’ll call the police!’

You’re Right!! It’s just wrong..

I should be more manly, and focus my attentions on The Sheep! Just like a true welshman!

Thankfully though I’ve been feeling myself today!

Mind you,.. I was in Tesco’s at the time!