WooHoo

My Girlfriend came to me last night, wearing crotchless undies, and asked me if I wanted some of her muff.. I said, ‘no thanks, look what it’s done to your undies!!’

@sarah_1 wrote:

Ewww at shoppin in no shoes. Sheesh you seen the state of most blokes feet. :lol:

Almost as skanky as sittin kids in nappys on the end of the checkout or shop counters. :-…

Well, the bloke did try and re-enter, but he couldn’t get his foot in the door.. (Boom Boom)

I DO NOT SH AG SHEEP! [-X I MUCH PREFER CATS! Always Good To Have Intercourse With Someone I Actually Enjoy Cuddling Afterwards!!

Everyday Ritzy Hun.. :lol:

When was the last time you swallowed?

My Thought For The Day..

How Does The “STAY OFF THE GRASS” Sign Get There?.. :-k

Sarah is the one we’ve tried to ban, but she somehow always manages to sneak back in!!

She’s rude, arrogant, and a deviant.

My kind of woman!! :lol:

Tesco ban for ‘barefoot shopper’

A man has been refused entry to Tesco as he tried to shop barefoot in its stores.

Video artist Dave Richards, 47, who has gone without shoes for seven years, was turned away by several branches of the supermarket chain.

Last week it emerged that customers at a Tesco store in Cardiff were banned from shopping…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

And i’m impotent :shock: :lol:

You have no problem in getting an erection when you’re with me!! :lol:

That’s what all my ancestors said until the coal mines were shut, and they had nothing – absolutely nothing I tell you.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Welsh men aren’t stupid ..

Exactly, we invented the Leek – The Cockle, and The Daffodil. :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

On a point of accuracy – I think you’ll find that it is the sheep in Wales that go bare footed !!!

Traditional Welsh farmers all wear kilts …. because the sheep have learned to run at the sound of a zip being undone !!!

There’s no tradition involved here, the reason for the Welsh-Men wearing kilts, is so that, the sheep…[Read more]

I’ve had dreams – premonitions, and sometimes they’re not always clear.. There are times though, when I get these premonitions, and sometimes can roughly guess when they will happen, depending on how clear the image was, how vivid it is.
Suppose it’s different for each and every one of us.

Thing is, you very rarely hear of males talking about…[Read more]

Just ignore her, she always has tinkys on her mind!! :lol:

Wellies? Hey, we’re brave here in Wales, we go Bare-Footed!! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Take your hands out of your trousers for at least 5 seconds Woohoo and concentrate on somthing else :lol:

I have a bruise on my thigh, but that aint half as interesting as the size of my b a l l s..

YES – I was posessed – An invisible force – forced me into the sheep!

TWICE! :lol:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@ice man wrote:

c h e e k y b a s t a r d s ! ! !

just say what you thinking eh. :lol: :lol:

Oh! Ok – My B a l l s seem larger than usual today!

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Marcella wrote:

A Patient said ‘Thankyou!’… :D

You been chatting to someone in JC3 Marcella? :lol:

Hi btw Welcome to the boards I know you’re not new new but I havn’t seen you post before and I am a bit slow, but enough about my se x life.. I’m top dog here, like in prisoner cell block ‘H’.. I got my obe for serving ten…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

Just read that Katie Price is gonna marry shovel face Alex! :shock:

My god are they mad. The things so peeps will do for attention. :roll:

What an ugly pair! And as for Katie And Alex…. *Boom Boom*

That’s Right.. One mention of sheep, and the welsh are dragged into it.. [-X