WooHoo

What’s so wrong with a man claiming to be your uncle and offering you a hug?..

NOW, if he has his co ck out whilst he’s asking, that’s when I’d suggest that an innocent hug isn’t all he has in mind!

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

Guess I should get back to what I am being paid to do . .

Go On Then.. I’ll go get the lube!! :lol:

I already tried that on the tax man with the last VAT return . . . doesn’t work :roll:

S L A P P E R

@SusieQ wrote:

sickandtiredofthepettybackbitingtwofacedlyingsh*tstirringcompleteanduttertvvatsinjc

there . . . big enough word for you will :lol:

Now..

If I were to put that on lets say A Scrabble Board, (In One Go), then I’d probably earn myself a lot of points!

I did indeed! Guilty.. :shock:

@SusieQ wrote:

Guess I should get back to what I am being paid to do . .

Go On Then.. I’ll go get the lube!! :lol:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETE..

Disgusting! :lol:

I’m contemplating – Comes to something when your local f u c k i n g tramp becomes a legend before you do. =;

@will wrote:

i asked pete to be my friend once. and he said fck off. :shock:

I always get that reaction.. I go up to people I don’t know, I ask for their friendship, and they tell me go and do what Pete told you to go and do! Am I trying too hard?.. :lol:

And then..

Gordon Brown wonders why the economy is in crisis, and also punishes the uk citizens, by not allowing them what they’re entitled to.

Sooooo.. Mum In Law.. When am I coming around for tea?.. :lol:

@will wrote:

wot do u take me for fgs. i got ya the first time.

i just like mimiking Sarah.

EH????????

I know, I guessed you got it lol.. You’re not daft!!

Perhaps it’s best we just let him experience it.. As they say.. You learn by your mistakes!

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

have just been clearing up the spare room following both my daughters flying visit this weekend . . now which one of them used the pregnancy test from the empty box I just found :shock: and more importantly . . what was the result !

Did i tell you, i’m about to be a dad again.. :lol:

don’t know which…

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And sleep facing up..

@SusieQ wrote:

have just been clearing up the spare room following both my daughters flying visit this weekend . . now which one of them used the pregnancy test from the empty box I just found :shock: and more importantly . . what was the result !

Did i tell you, i’m about to be a dad again.. :lol:

LOOK AT THIS TITLE OF A THREAD YOU CREATED WILL..

my butt hurts….

@SusieQ wrote:

:roll: someone else explain

MAN IN CELL WITH NUVVER MAN.. NUVVER MAN FEEL HORNY BUT NO WOMAN ABOUT! OTHER MANS BUM A TURN ON FOR MAN WHO HORNY! IF YOU DON’T GET IT NOW, THEN HAVE A GOOD TIME! :lol:

Just watching a video, some man built a RollerCoaster in his back yard!

Cool.. 8)

So would I if I had the Garden for it.. Aswell as the money.. I’d have everything.. Zoo.. FunFair.. Definately a wicked Ghost Train! :lol:

I WAS RIGHT, YOU DID HAVE A S E X CHANGE!!! :lol: