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Drum..

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@kent f OBE wrote:

i have to wait for my divorce to come through first Woohoo..i couldnt possibly accept at the moment im a woman of integrity :roll:

Lets engage in Bigamy, Live A Little, where’s your sense of adventure!! :lol:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

I had a traditional wedding ….. about a million years ago now…cost my widowed mum a fortune but she scrimped and saved to give me the best she could. I also contributed. I know my mum felt it was her duty to pay for my wedding. The cost for the whole wedding was nearly £10,000 27 years ago.
My neice is getting married in August. The cost for the afternoon reception alone is £40,000! My poor brother has estimated a total cost of about £60,000 plus a smidgen more. While we (3 siblings) are all helping out there is only so much he will accept. My niece would rather have the big wedding over the cash to spend as they please. How crazy is that????
Will we ever stop paying the price for spoiling our children and trying to give them the best we can :roll:

Afternoon Reception £40,000.. I’m sorry, but I’d have to hire an Hypnotist, and make the guests each donate £50.00 on their way out. In fact, double that for being cheeky and coming.. :lol: I can’t see why my Marriage proposal was refused two weeks ago.. Perhaps she weren’t ready.. :lol:

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It’s A Girl.Congrats Amy. Knew it’s what you wanted!! Happy For You!! 8) xx

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@kent f OBE wrote:

just had an update on the viagra the young lad bought for “tom”..the manager from the store (which i cannot mention) has just come in and told me …the young lad who bought the tablet and “tom” took half a pill each that day at work as a joke :shock:

Did he just get a semi?.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

I love white spirits like Vodkas Gins Bacardis…out of the 3 my fave is Vodka….i mix it with anything i have at home…could be ginger beer, irn bru, cranberry juice or even orange juice :lol:
I also love Jacques, never though i would ever drink cider :lol: and the new crabbies…alcoholic ginger beer is nice…none of the above drinks give me a headache or hangover unless i have been totally smashed..so perfect for my early morning starts :lol:

Is this a Hint for when I take you out Kenty Babe?.. :lol:

I like neat Vodka, can’t stand it mixed!! :-… Archers.. Lager.. Wine just doesn’t agree with me, although, i still drink it.. (Once in a rare while).. :lol:

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@tinkerbell wrote:

Just noticed how sexy James Blunt is. :shock:

Me Too..

Oops.. :lol:

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Funny! :lol:

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Where’s the link, because I’m going to have to make up my own meaning, and that may not be a Good Thing! :lol:

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@tictax wrote:

JC,S A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CHAT
BUT SOME , IM SURE DO MORE THAN THAT
PM PERVES , I,LL LICK YOUR FEET
PM , CAM , AND LATER WE,LL MEET
SHOW ME YOURS I,LL SHOW YOU MINE
PEOPLE PERVIN ALL THE TIME

Every step I take.. Every move i make..
Every single day, everytime i pray.. I’ll be grooming you..
Thinking of the days..
When you went away..
This i have to tell, as I’m in my cell, i’m still grooming you.

THERS SKINNY DOA THE JC RUNT
URUK AND MANI THE JC KU NT
PLAYING HIS GAMES WITH THE GUIDES
THROWING ABUSE AS HE NAME HIDES

“IM BORED IM BORED ” SAYS MOANY STAR
FUGS BEING HARD , FROM AFAR
ONE THING IVE NOTICED ONE THING I SEE
GIRLS CALLED ANGEL , ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEAM
AOM , A1 AND ANGEL 2
DEFFO NOT ANGELS TO NAME JUST A FEW

THEN THERES SARAH AND OUR LITTLE GIGGLES
JD1 ON CAM , SEE HOW IT WIGGLES
FLAME FROM HULL, A REAL NORTHERN LASS
VAMPIRE KING BEING AN A SS
FLUZ GONA END UP A PHYSICAL WRECK
GOTA GIVE A MENTION TO OUR LIL KEKE

RIFLE AND SUZ SOPPY SOPPY KISSY
TALKIN SCOOTERS TICCERZ N MISSY
FUN LOVING MEL,SHE,S ALL THINGS NICE
STOP MOANING STAR , IVE MENTIONED YOU TWICE

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