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@will wrote:
william
sexy handsum, good lookin, a BEAST in the bedroom, cheeky, charmin, wicked sense of humor, FIT AS FCK, easy going, a GOD, irresistbul to WOMEN.. crackin sense of humur, and GOREGUS 8)
That was Jack The Rippers Advert in The Lonely Hearts Column! :?
The Three Of Us Disappear.. The Three Of Us Re-Appear.. :lol: Even I’m Starting To Wonder If There’s Some Truth In The Island Story.. :lol:
@susieq wrote:
Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”
8)
I thought i was in then, but realised I didn’t like Gravy! :?
@jen_jen wrote:
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘wan kin’,
And I had to answer ‘yes.’He said get off your big fat bum
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up….
And left my tiny mouse.I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just admiring my work.
And forgot about my di ck.’But click, I did, and oops I found
A really absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I knew it wasn’t right.Nothing’s changed except my mouse
It’s very, very limp.
I guess my house will stay a mess…
While I sit here in my gimp.I go for all these New Condoms, The ones with spikes and ripples which give the women pleasure aswell,.. Although, i turn them Inside out, I mean, WHY should The Women get all the fun.. :lol:
@Fi-Fi- wrote:
You could have tried to improvised with clingfilm :shock:
As If.. :lol:
Makes it all sweaty!! :-
@Fi-Fi- wrote:
suppose it could be worse woohoo
True! I could be sat here telling people on an Internet site!! :lol:
