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@forumhostpb wrote:

Actually they are one and the same person. Jo Brand is in fact John Sergeant in drag. Not many people know this.

Proof???? If you think back, they never ever appeared on TV on the same day as each other.. If John Sargeant was ‘abroad’ on a assignment, you didn’t see Jo Brand. When John Sargeant was starring in Strictly Cum Dancing …Jo Brand was totally out of the limelight.

BTW – the “real” one is John Sargeant – Jo Brand is him in drag.

Didn’t they used to think that about michael and his sister Latoyah?..

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China.

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Am i that predictable..? :?

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Guilty.. :-

Are you single, and if so do you enjoy meeting new people? If not, then are you happy with the person you’re with?..

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You’re watching an old woman being chased down the street by an alsation, and you’re recording it with your mobile so that you can then put it onto YouTube..

What features do you look for in the opposite sex?.. :)

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You want to Murder the Newbies.. Steady On.. :shock:

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Take two “Own Brand” products! (Not literally, that’s illegal)..

One has a design/the other hasn’t. They say that more often than not, there is no difference in the food quality.
The only difference being is that the one with the design costs a bit more in manufacturing..

Think if you look hard enough, you’ll find that some supermarkets own brands will taste better than the more popular brands. Depends on the Individual, i suppose!

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@jen_jen wrote:

I have a Mind-Body-Spirit gift shop (aka New Age shop)…..you should try being in my shoes when something like this happens……. :- :-#

That’s not all bad though.. Business is business.. Now what you need to do is start a rumour as such, in order to make thse “New Age” people panic buy curio’s and whatever else it is they feel they need to require in case of Alien invasion.

I bought a Laser Gun from Argos, and a Darth Vador mask, so that they’ll feel right at home!

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@forumhostpb wrote:

I think I’ve sussed it. Will’s latest poll – the one inviting people to boot others in the bum – went wrong and everybody booted Will’s bum.

Result: he’s in the local A & E unit while they try to surgically remove somebody’s toecap.

Nothing to do with Will.. (I hope), but it reminded me of a story i heard on a Quiz Show!

One of the contestants Mates’.. He works at Casualty, (Not the television programme), and a patient came in with the hat of a garden Gnome sticking from out of his backside! Apparantly, he had managed to get the whole gnome inside, apart from the hat!
Half an hour after that, another man entered the hospital with yet the SAME problem, and they both claimed that they did not know each other! :-k

Small World!

Big Hole! :shock:

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@sarah_1 wrote:

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@woohoo wrote:

Do i help Trina decorate the house, and have a KFC tea, or do i do something interesting?

They scrummy chicken korma & rice I’m eating for my dinner. =P~ :)

I’d come to yours instead, but i’m after a sh ag at the end, so i’ll stick wit Trina.. :lol:

Wise move buster unless you fancy singing soprano! :evil:

Not really in the mood for Karaoke!! :D

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