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Want Longer Lasting Sex.. Where do i sign? :lol:
Well you should Peter.. We’re talking about the future of Great Britain here.. :lol:
They don’t like Dorito’s.. Especially Chilli Heatwave.. :shock:
Ermmm..
The neighbour just shouted something, it sounded like she was imitating the sound of a Motorbike being revved.. Really hope i’m not sitting here listening to her orgasm.. :?
Crime in this area is getting bad.. Last week my dads house was broken into,.. And wait for it,.. They stole a pair of shoes.. I mean what is this world coming to? At least when my sisters house was broken into they had the decency to go for the plasma..
Echo..
@forumhostpb wrote:
I suspect that one or two members might be suggesting that ‘bon bon’ could possibly have some sort of connection with ‘RATS’.
She should be gRATeful that they care.
Now that’s gRATtitude for you.. :lol:
@Dibb’s wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
Murder charge after ‘penis fire’!!
An Australian woman has been charged with murder after allegedly setting her husband’s genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair.
Prosecutors told the Adelaide Magistrates Court that 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbours that she set her husband on fire on December after she saw him hug another woman.
She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.
Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbours she was a “jealous wife” but she hadn’t meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man’s genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire.
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: “I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else … I didn’t mean this to happen.”
The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in A$1m damage to their town house and an adjacent property, the Adelaide Advertiser reported.
Narayan was remanded in custody for psychological assessment and will reappear in court on Friday.
She has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, as the couple’s three children were at home during the incident.I just wanted to burn his penis so that it belongs to me, and no-one else.. Ermm,.. No offence love, but after burning it you couldn’t have done much with it, unless you wanted to pickle it or something and store it in a jar..
What did she expect? Her and her hubby to sit down a few years later and laugh about it.. “Remember that time i burnt your penis?” “HeHeHe.. What a day that was”..All this because she seen him hug another woman.. Crazy!!
Didn’t Paul Hogan do that years ago in an AUssie promotional video
”THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBY”
:o
Now really laughing me head off at the million dollars worth of damage to the properties……..some BBQ huh?
If i was that man, and i had survived that catastrophe, i’d be more worried about the property than my penis.. :lol:
You’re right though, some barbecue.. Talk about the sausages being well – done..
Typing,.. I have typers block.. Can’t think of the right words..
