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@momentaryloss wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Behave you lot…it was a sincere apology !! :lol:

and May i just say kenty.. your “sincerety” had me weeping into my skype mouthpeice. I HAD to hang up on Panda in a tartan blanket ! I was over wrought with emulsion.

You have a mouthpiece?? Why don’t I have…

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@panda12 wrote:

Does my tartan picnic blanket count as a kilt? I’m feeling kinda left out here.

Fasten it wi’ a big nappy pin and yer there!

@rubyred wrote:

ironically i hate bourbon and Irish whiskey ! I mean..one would assume its all similar.but its bloody NOT !

macallan and antiquary and that wee bottle panda has..

/casually invites herself to London. albeit with the warning that a wee minature is only for the Gaelic Coffee !

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@momentaryloss wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

J that was meant to be a joke..to lighten the mood of the thread…but if you feel it was out of order and not funny I apologise to you and in turn apologise to Helen…
and I would also like to say I have never Skyped with Helen or have her Skype address or want to Skype with anyone (except Momes when he’s…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Ang47 Wales wrote:

:lol: Hello everyone,,i could’nt help laugh at the comment that panda has made about getting another cat,,,good idea Panda,,im off to get another dog to keep the onei have company :lol: ,,im so laughing,,thank you,,,,

Mind you,,i think Eltons husband David alright,,,what a waste :?

If I get another cat,…

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I do have a friend who moved to rural North Yorkshire from urban London and for the first time experienced vandalism to car and property. Bad things can happen everywhere.

However those values of hard work, community and generosity still exist more than many think, but community isn’t so closely identified with location as financial and career…[Read more]

*suddenly feels so innocent . . . . .

@rubyred wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

. . . im . . . . . only fit for bed :)

Is that a proposition?

oh hell yeah !!!

Play your cards right and I’ll spoon you afterwards . . . .

@momentaryloss wrote:

. . . . I can do Orkney, Macallan, Dalwhinie, Moray, or if you prefer American, Maker’s Mark.

I am a man of exquisite taste, don’t you know.

8)

And man after my own heart, I’ll fork out for the Laphroaig . . . . . .

@panda12 wrote:

I appear to have a miniature bottle of Bruichladdich Islay Malt.

I have no idea where it came from and why.

It’s not my cup of tea so it will sit there until I can palm it off on someone.

I’ll be round in the morning – but keep your palms to yourself please! I’m a reformed character!!!

@rubyred wrote:

. . . im . . . . . only fit for bed :)

Is that a proposition?

@jen_jen wrote:

Naughtiness is never superfluous… :wink:

Msn addy, Skype number, phone number and availability over the next 3 months please . . . . . .

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Kenty’s far too discerning to fall for my wiles, ML, so I resort to the comforts of the single malt . . . . .

I’ll join you for that single malt later.

8)

I’m economising, so it’s Teacher’s atm, the only blended I find tolerable straight.

Coughs and pulls a face at…

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Just like MSN, Skype can be used purely for text or audio, webcam is not mandatory.

Oh, and when using a webcam, superfluous naughtiness is not mandatory either . . . .

@momentaryloss wrote:

. . . . I thought we were trying to raise the level of this conversation!

I’ll skype standing up . . . . . . .

@momentaryloss wrote:

. . . . . It’s not up to our normal high standards, it’s true. . . . . I’m off to “chastise” myself rather severely. I deserve it.

:oops:

You speak for yourself! that was some of my best filth that was!

@momentaryloss wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Kenty’s far too discerning to fall for my wiles, ML, so I resort to the comforts of the single malt . . . . .

I’ll join you for that single malt later.

8)

I’m economising, so it’s Teacher’s atm, the only blended I find tolerable straight.

Don’t panic Scep, it’s a thread called ‘Sex!’ in a UK chat forum, it would be downright unpatriotic if any of it was serious.

It wasn’t was it?

@sceptical guy wrote:

Is it me, or is this thread becoming distinctly nasty, if not downright seedy?

Don’t answer that, not even with bad puns on seedy, please

Luckily it wasn’t the whole fruit – them things are prickly man!

(Sorry, red rag to a bull . . . . . . Ooooops! There it goes again!!!!!)

@rubyred wrote:

gawd :) erm.. we do NOT really meet at 7pm on skype or have meetings J !

we dont even meet in bars ! we all live all over and none of us have ever actually met !

I meant no badnesss, but ffs man..

stop being such a pernickity ponce !

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