Wordsworth60

I thought coathanger was female from the first episode: nothing to do with crotch-fixation or any subsequent developments. More something that chimed with the way the women wrote in the room compared to the men. Whether I’m right or not is anyone’s guess.

As to being ‘scorned’ I’d say coathanger, although ascerbic, writes very differently from…[Read more]

@panda12 wrote:

What I find quite disturbing about Coathangers stories regarding Joker, is her fixation on his nether regions and their functions or non functions.

The mind boggles.

Leaving aside my attempts at profundity, where would British comedy be without the nether regions and their functions or non-functions? In that respect Coathanger…[Read more]

@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

What I find quite disturbing about Coathangers stories regarding Joker, is her fixation on his nether regions and their functions or non functions.

The mind boggles.

Well I do think it’s true that whatever you say about someone says at least as much about you as it does about them. Scary for all…

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@panda12 wrote:

What I find quite disturbing about Coathangers stories regarding Joker, is her fixation on his nether regions and their functions or non functions.

The mind boggles.

Well I do think it’s true that whatever you say about someone says at least as much about you as it does about them. Scary for all of us, eh?

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I agree…. if people dont like who we are thats thier problem

“We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle.” :D

As long as ‘Who we are’ is not the same as “what we do” and as long as ‘people’ are being unreasonable.

Otherwise, if what we do is hurting others then what people dislike about might be worth changing, so…[Read more]

@eve wrote:

Im not quite sure how long this thread has been here . I have only just found it. As far as I am concerned it is disgusting.

eve, I could be wrong, but I guess you’re lucky not to have been adversely targeted by Joker. He’s thrown away his chances of support or sympathy from a good number of people who wouldn’t usually find the…[Read more]

Something to add to the list:

My phone doesn’t get dropped down the toilet

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope it gets sorted

Health, Happiness, Love, Luck and Laughter

All in one

May you have them for ever after

And leave them in your memory

When life is done

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Perfect?

Temporary suspension of the laws of time and space so I can have:

Good Friends and extended family together,
Lots of introductions, catching up and getting along
A beautiful Caribbean Beach Sunset
lots of food including Caribbean favourites,
A never ending appetite
a perfectly matched sound system, live band lights…

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Perfect?

Temporary suspension of the laws of time and space so I can have:

Good Friends and extended family together,
Lots of introductions, catching up and getting along
A beautiful Caribbean Beach Sunset
lots of food including Caribbean favourites,
A never ending appetite
a perfectly matched sound system, live band lights and videos
music of…[Read more]

@Just_Mee wrote:

Anyone who gets their feelings hurt by anything I say on here is a moron. . . .

Were they a moron to begin with or does what you say turn them into a moron?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

If people understood the origins of nursery rhymes like baa baa black sheep and sayings such as someone being the black sheep of the family then they’d realise that the person who’s actually being racist is the person who is trying to be so PC.

Addressing minor issues that aren’t really issues is like looking after the bodywork of…

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@Just_Mee wrote:

Just so everyone knows I take a bath everyday. :D

Ah! But it needs to be a virtual wash for these boards. Some of the e-noses on here are very sensitive indeed.

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

anc stopped recently too cath…. well done to you both. I tried smoking when I was a teenager and I just couldnt get the hang of it…… thank heavens for that :D

Did you try sucking on the cold end?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@jenndudess1 wrote:

Over here none of the shops at all are aloud to display advertisment for sigs.
in fact, there is absaloutly no sig advertisment at all, not on bus shelters or bill boards etc.
. . . . . . So from my experience,….. it wil make a difference :wink:

That’s good news jenn, I’ve never smoked and I don’t like smoking, but I try not…[Read more]

The government no-one voted for has put more energy into measures that will at best make no difference to anyone and at worst hurt the most vulnerable. Good, innit?

@kent f OBE wrote:

In February I booked a stay away at a Hotel…a very nice 5* …..I booked it through one of those websites that pop up when you google hotels…and I can’t remember who I booked it from to be honest…anyway whilst talking to the lady who was booking it…she said if you pay in advance we have a special offer on…dinner and…

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Belated Happy Birthday wishes from me. Whoever I am . . .

Mayim Bialik . . .

@toybulldog wrote:

Concomittantly, the best I’ve ever seen on a message board. Sheer class.

Any would-be knuckle dragging simians want to have a go at bettering on here, in this place ?
Bit difficult as there doesn’t really seem to be a true community, but just another version of cosy’s infamous WI.

You will need to drink a lot of your own urine…

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