Wordsworth60

@lucy52leeds wrote:

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Like that?

@Blossom‘ wrote:

@eve wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

. . . . and “boIIocks” has been a swear-word ever since . . . .

Well a lot of men do think with them :D

Don’t they just :lol:

Wonders who did the tests then winces at the image of eve and Blossom applying the alligator clips . . . . . . .

@rubyred wrote:

. . . . . . . . I can remember being 5 actually. I hated school since day 1, and i consoled myself that one dAY I would be the Next Dame Anna Pavlova, tis i pity i met her younger sister Raspberry before i even touched the barre ..

I had a serious crush on the same younger sister – I was helpless, it really was love at first…[Read more]

@anc wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@anc wrote:

Apparently, the only word that is clasified as swearing, according to the bible, is ‘blimey’ which means ‘blind me’!

Blimey! That word isn’t in the bible!

Maybe they saw it coming . . . .

:D blind me is though! :lol:

Not a request I’m aware of in those everyday stories of biblical folk

@anc wrote:

Apparently, the only word that is clasified as swearing, according to the bible, is ‘blimey’ which means ‘blind me’!

Blimey! That word isn’t in the bible!

Maybe they saw it coming . . . .

@pepsi wrote:

In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles

:shock:

. . . . and “boIIocks” has been a swear-word ever since . . . .

@balloons wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Never heard “men” boasting about the size of their noses before

@balloons wrote:

well theres nothing else they can boast about :-

You really have been unlucky in love, haven’t you?

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Never heard “men” boasting about the size of their noses before

@balloons wrote:

well theres nothing else they can boast about :-

You really have been unlucky in love, haven’t you?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Even unluckier in lust!!!!!

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Never heard “men” boasting about the size of their noses before

@balloons wrote:

well theres nothing else they can boast about :-

You really have been unlucky in love, haven’t you?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.
Whether you’re with someone you love, or there’s someone you want to love you, even if you’ve given up on love, there’s something about the idea of love that says there’s something more to life than just doing stuff.
So enjoy what you can whether it be memories, experiences or hopes and let’s allow some light into…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

Maybe the tena man should be invented………surely men have laughing/sneezing accidents too :lol:

You really are a magical princess, You say it and it’s done!!!!!!

http://www.tena.co.uk/men/products/product-range/

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@balloons wrote:

agrees wiv bat …..who in the right mind wud wear jimjams down the shop or down the school tis disgraceful geez :roll:

OK! OK! I’ll sleep in my day clothes then!

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@lucy52leeds wrote:

ooooooooh i say i dread to think what sort of ladies you know words!!!!!!

Actually lucy, amongst the women I know, I believe that even ladies would be quite ferocious if you besmirch their foo foos!

@lucy52leeds wrote:

:lol: mans say to woman ” oh shut up woman, ya foo foo has been used more then google”

Some of the women I know, that would be his last words . . . . . .

@kent f OBE wrote:

Any leading lady opposite Bruce Willis………………….sigh :lol:

Turns up in clean white vest, muscles and spray on grime . . . . .

@a certain sadness wrote:

Happy birthday wordsworth, can i have a slice of your cake please :D

You can have a fair slice of the chocolate cake, but the fruit cake is all mine!!

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Awww Wordsworth.. Happy Birthday!!! I hope it was stupendous… whenever it was :D

(you’re not old till you can’t read this anymore)

Thank goodness for varifocals :lol:

@..Joker.. wrote:

. . . . .Sighs but I missed you in Corby Words and from what I hear that was a sight to see. (Blue Pills mate))

The last time I went to Corby was over 20 years ago and they gave me a certificate for being there!

Glad the blue pills work for you.

Enjoy!

Thin’s not been banned – Annette’s got him chained to St Andrew’s Cross in her dungeon –

Welshy comes round at 10 to administer 500 lashes a day

Joker watches on webcam . . . . . . .

@blonde_55 wrote:

Happy Birthday Words, bring on the bus pass and the heating allowance, cheap seats at the theatre etc. It’s great.

Woooh! Freebies!!!!