YourChoice

Waiting for the garage to come fix my tyre because i have a flat and my spare is also flat

fckinflattyre

@best man wrote:

i never said i was gonna burn martinis house down thin.
oh btw why is your phone switched off
sick of different ppl ringing you?
i thought you liked being popular
beleive me thin you started this war,and im going to finish it
we all know where you live,your being watched,your nerves are now on edge

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The best way to keep a friend is by not giving them away.

Theyll be lucky to get 0

@anc wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

Looks like this one could cause a bit.chfest.

Easy answer to this one Ive never been adulterous.

Ah! but, have you been married?! :lol:

Ah! good point :wink:

Never cheated will have to do :D

@anc wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@anc wrote:

Adults! 8) :lol:

Ello

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle…… Could not resist :)

What about noses?!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not to speak of that pump i bought that gives an extra 2 inches.

*sh.it did i say that out loud?* :oops:

Looks like this one could cause a bit.chfest.

Easy answer to this one Ive never been adulterous.

The smell of the Sunday roast =P~

Golf

@Lovely Lady wrote:

Antici……………pation :lol: :lol:

Is that an ointment?

@kent f OBE wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

Whats with the sudden influx of pompous noobs? 8-[

Well they do say flies are attracted to shit (excuse my language) :o

Not sure who that says most about :-k

@best man wrote:

oi your choice your days are numbered,im just keeping his seat warm
hes on the phone to me from prison
he can see you know
he told me hes gonna fck u off the boards yc
as your name says its your choice shrugs

Thats worthy of a ” :lol: “

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Cath, the Railway Cat poem you posted made me smile. When my kids were little they just loved TS Eliot’s Old Possums Book of Practical Cats and there was always the obligatory poem to be read to them at bedtime. To this day they still put little quotes from it in Christmas cards Birthday cards etc… the last one was as…

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“momes” how cute :-…

@best man wrote:

moons a lovely gal,not seen her for ages tho :(

If you keep mooning her your liable never to see her again :-

Cricket

@momentaryloss wrote:

@best man wrote:

tomorrow never knows

Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream

8)

Sounds like your describing a turd :shock:

@thin ice wrote:

does f3 have more than its fair share of nut jobs at the moment

who do you think the biggest crank is :P

i cant make my mind up right now
but later this eve may be i might
cus apparently ive got several heading to my house to do me in
8) 8) 8) 8)

:lol: You best go get the beer in then :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Chocolate wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

cosy darling I didn’t diss you. Actually I think you are dissing us by assuming we’re all too thick to realise it’s you.

:lol:

I thought he was taking the pi ss! Surely he knows people know its him?

So was I :wink:

And if he didn’t know, he does now :lol:

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