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just had information from a reputable source that I can state with clarity that coneheed was  at the salvation army ramming cheese sandwiches into his donkey jacket shouting f”/k you to the voluntary work staff with a big sign saying Morrisons warehouse doon soof pleeds

Anyways we all know this is to meet somer for a tranquil picnic on somers 45…[Read more]

your loss

do you know what it infuriates me that nobody replies to my threads,well ive found a new site

where nobody knows me,they are thinking whos this newbie how dare he /she try and control our boards,,hmm so im leaving here,waste of time innit so bye.

oh ps i dont nick jokes all fresh of the press  me,no auto cues,no scripts just me but the thing is if you tell a gag to the audience is its a mad feeling,and they dont like it

you get these responses

1,stoney silence

2,arms folded,3 yawning,,,4,eggs thrown at your head,,,5,better than a pint pot i spose    oh hiya eve

but the worst is some go…[Read more]

this thread does not show any disrespect to royalists or loyalists,im just saying it as i see it

yanno freedom of speech and all that malarky

im not a heartless insensitive man  am i heck like

but i was just wondering now this covid thing is dying out i might be able to get my job back which was warm up comedian for joey blower at…[Read more]

princess ann

aah erm ok i have sketchy memories of her winning a gold medal at the olympics for show boating,,,sorry show jumping  wd i spose but it was a bit unfair cos her and her horse looked like twins(ive just googled it on yuey to reaffirm my suspicions) its sposed to be a one person event

FIX!!!!

so after her doomed disastrous,”wedding”…[Read more]

get stuffed V

Keep your crims over there cosy and go keep them company than keep us company with your constant grumpyness in jc

lol old grumpy guts at his very best i see. Nothing changes with cosy hes always got outta the wrong side the bed must be old age with him.Cheer up grumpy guts the world hasnt come to an end and danceing cossacks havent come down your street cosy

P.s. straight flight too!

I booked with lingus sophia. Ty..told them about wanted seat said cant do yet. Lol. Was cheaper than going thru heathrow by 200 dollars.. x

course i dont want to do krap threads but we all know k has pulled my pants down i stand here thoroughly admonished,so can we move on now please.

ok h you can have a rare lol,but  its just kennington towers stirring it

read the monarchy down below but you 2 gits keep reminding me,

could get interesting with passports. etc :) are you so and so? No I am so and so ..oh who is this then? thats so and so and so.  sheesh might all end up with simple numbers and a letter or 3 . like postcodes ..they dont read addresses on envelopes until it gets into a posties hand.. machines sort mail and  just read codes.  so all your pa…[Read more]

so whos next in my firing line   erm oh i know cant say anybodys name  i might get done for treason

but go on then twist me arm  up my back ladies and gents may i present prince edward,shammest marriage ever

if hes not gay then im a bi polar chinese lesbian. ive only posted this cos cynthia payne aka kenty keeps putting my db thread above thi…[Read more]

trust you eh

What if…….?

2 people…each with a DB name get married…..will the woman have a 4 barrel? If 2 women are getting married both with DB…..will they each have 4 Barrel….I havnt even thought about the kids 

Cosy this is such a great thread and the questions are endless….I bet you are so pleased you put it up now 

no i didnt mean id shoot you,but that hard cold steel in youre ever willing mouth would make you shitt yer kex i just know

dismissed.

yeh but tbf to him he doesnt sweat

what sort of  excuse is that?

pompous arrogant untouchable mummys boy dikhead

dismissed

oh yeh sorry  mr unsweatable you already have

now do us all a favour and fck off,and dont try sneaking in jc we will suss you,unless you want  to pal up with a guy called kiwi,you cant get any farer aw…[Read more]

I was hoping it would go to trial too….but Andrew is a pathetic excuse for a man and his legal team thought he would make even a bigger fool of himself than he did during that interview

Apparently 90 plus percent of civil cases are dealt with before they go to court

Personally I think he is guilty as hell…he thought he was above the law and…[Read more]