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lol anc I love your honesty….. my boobs are the same….. bit perkier though…coughs :D
Now, I know I don’t really ‘know’ you Mrs T, so I hope you don’t take umbridge, but you didn’t half make me giggle :D
I just thank Pete who used to ‘come’ on the boards – well, I don’t know if he did or didn’t, but he has given me hope! :lol: I just get up in the mornings, wash my face, clean my teeth, comb my hair, all without looking in the mirror, and sign in and there I am! Marvellous – thanks Pete, if you are still reading this utter rubbish mwa mwa xxx :D
@mrs_teapot wrote:
lol anc I love your honesty….. my boobs are the same….. bit perkier though…coughs :D
Blimey! You get black eyes too, when you run for the bus?!! :lol:
ps. Helps to wear a bra I find hehehehe
@anc wrote:
I just thank Pete who used to ‘come’ on the boards
[-X Sexual-innuendo-free-zone. Please.
@kent f OBE wrote:
All Indians have corner shops and work 24 hours a day ……and mostly come from Pakistan (Pakistan abbreviated is a regular descriptive of Indians) :lol:
That tickled me.
@terry wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
All Indians have corner shops and work 24 hours a day ……and mostly come from Pakistan (Pakistan abbreviated is a regular descriptive of Indians) :lol:
That tickled me.
Lol the Pakistani who runs the Indian corner shop.
I remember a debate in chat where a chatter demanded to know what support the Muslims from Pakistan gave us during the war, lol
@irish_lucy wrote:
I just got this e-mail, its funny cause its true :oops:
Irishness is…
Describing someone with longstanding, persistent and untreated psychosis as “a character”.
Saying “There’s definitely no recession here!” every time you see more
than … 5 people in a pubSaying “Ah but he’s very good to his mother” about some utter lunatic
TK Red lemonade and white pudding. Not together of course
Your ma or da greeting you with the phrase “d’ya know who’s dead?”
That mini heart attack you get if you go out and forget to turn off the immersion
You’re not drinking??? Are you on antibiotics?
Wallpaper on your school books
Being Grand!!
Boil everything in a huge pot for 3 hours
Being absolutely terrified of a wooden spoon.
Learning a language for 12 years and not being fluent
Flat 7UP heals all illnesses
Using Fùck off insted of Are you serious?
Calling Joe Duffy instead of the Guards
Does it make it any better if I say that most of those are also true for for the west of Scotland as well? Well pretty much all of them except for the Gaelic, currently regarded as an optional extra in Scotland.
Ah….white pudding.
8)
@kent f OBE wrote:
All Indians have corner shops and work 24 hours a day ……and mostly come from Pakistan (Pakistan abbreviated is a regular descriptive of Indians) :lol:
You sure that’s not true?
Of course not there’s taxi drivers as well.
And doctors.
And builders.
And clothes designers.
And dinner ladies.
:wink:
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