13 August, 2017 at 5:19 pm #1065353
no not at all uni,don’t be scared of naming names,theres a film to be done,theres no time for sentiment
I actually was going to name mr pat as the hero
,but is he tall enough?
maybe we could stand him on a box like alan ladd used to
the villain with the virus…… Mario?
femme fatale……er was going to say bloss but I cant cos its not fair,she cant reply ha ha ha
the rest I dunno?
could do with a hand with the ending ,do we save martys love boat or not?
happy ending or tragic circumstances ending?
in my best big brother voice over
you decide?13 August, 2017 at 5:54 pm #1065354
You wanted volunteers for cast not someone to write the bleeding script for you ! lol
Good thread welcome back …. no more shyte eh M ? lol13 August, 2017 at 10:21 pm #1065374
ok I will start the ball rolling
our hoodied villain? breezes past a dozy security guard? and asks the scatterbrained receptionist
is martin in?
points for the first 3 actors?13 August, 2017 at 10:25 pm #1065375
chan……….. oops deletes that,its mr reed to you she expostulates13 August, 2017 at 10:36 pm #1065378
meanwhile Mario cunningly disguised as dick dastardly aims to get to the 68th floor of mr reeds penthouse
when he is suddenly confronted by an over zealous guide called………?13 August, 2017 at 10:56 pm #1065383
I’ve got the giggles already and we’re only on page 214 August, 2017 at 4:29 am #1065400
Ge the dozy, a tall dark and handsome security guard, radiantly glowing from his daily 15 minute suntan session at the local leisure centre, watched suspiciously as Pat and Blossom casually strolled past reception. Their arms interlocked and their obvious passion for each other, burning brightly, like an Argos 3 bar electric fire.
Ge the dozy, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration and still red from his attempts to pluck them earlier that day, wondered whether perhaps he should have questioned why Pat was carrying a giant goldfish… under his arm… could it be a weapon…
Blossom, leaning down, in her sequined 6 inch Jimmy Choo’s , her hybrid Yorkshire and Italian accent barely audible over the Simply Red playing in the background, was whispering sultrily in Pats ear. Ge the dozy later claimed in his police statement, that what he heard, as they disappeared into the lift, was Blossom mouthing… “Eee eck our kid, did we get garlic mayo on that kebab or was it chilli sauce?”
1 member liked this post.14 August, 2017 at 8:00 am #1065401
i can do the crying bit as i’ve a broken shoulder the tears will be real too14 August, 2017 at 3:37 pm #1065419
hows this for a just chat story ive been on the really wild show 1988 good the bad and ugly 1966 I was a extra htv news west 1993 and ive done aladin Weston super mare playhouse however I was never asked back word of advice orson eric cantona was offered a trial at sheff Wednesday before he joined leeds I don’t do trials he said
1 member liked this post.14 August, 2017 at 5:54 pm #1065428
Hope you feel better. Hope you take it easy..