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    I’ll be 39 this year.

    No kids.

    50 cats and 40 dogs as pets.

    Men? They can bugger off.

    I’ll be found dead when I’m about 80. Natural causes, of course.

    But!

    My cats and dogs, in order to eat, will of course, have eaten me” :D

    #512899

    God, you’re going to make people sick when they find your remains…

    you must have human mates, panda. When people don’t have a family, their mates become their family.

    Of course, your dogs and cats are your mates, but real mates don’t eat you when they find you dead….

    do they?

    #512900

    I always fancied living like that Panda… Brigitte Bardot style just me and my adoring animals…… then I remembered I dislike mucking out horses and having to take dogs for a walk in all weathers……(well my hair goes curly in the rain :? )….. cats are OK… they sort of look after themselves but more than three and the place smells a bit….so I have decided to keep hubby… at least he can fend for himself if he has to :D

    #512901

    @mrs_teapot wrote:

    I always fancied living like that Panda… Brigitte Bardot style just me and my adoring animals…… then I remembered I dislike mucking out horses and having to take dogs for a walk in all weathers……(well my hair goes curly in the rain :? )….. cats are OK… they sort of look after themselves but more than three and the place smells a bit….so I have decided to keep hubby… at least he can fend for himself if he has to :D

    :shock:
    teapot………….you n me are singing from the same hymn sheet………..for a change :wink:

    #512902

    Hello everyone.

    I shall mention to Panda,,,WELL DONE that lady,,,give me animals to chat to anyday,,I now know why i somtimes venture into forum 3, but they do say, when at the zoo keep you’re distance.

    But on a more serious note, if you are happy with the life you live,,then i say brilliant. Im 47 ( in case no one had any idea ), No children, but i do have a husband, and of course my baby,,,Minature yorkshire terrier named Nessa.

    When the time comes for me to depart from this world, then i have already explained to my husband and of course my mother that i dont wish to have a plot,,I have requested to have my ashes scatters over one of my favourite places,

    Ohhh is this getting morbid,,,,

    #512903

    I’m donating as much of myself to medicine and science as they can use – so be careful which transplant you agree to . . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #512904

    @Ang47 Wales wrote:

    When the time comes for me to depart from this world, then i have already explained to my husband and of course my mother that i dont wish to have a plot,,I have requested to have my ashes scatters over one of my favourite places,

    And where might that be?

    #512905

    pands, can i eat you before you die? :wink: :shock: lol

    #512906

    @ironduke wrote:

    pands, can i eat you before you die? :wink: :shock: lol

    Lol. Sorry but I’m off the menu for any form of human consumption.

    #512907

    @panda12 wrote:

    @ironduke wrote:

    pands, can i eat you before you die? :wink: :shock: lol

    Lol. Sorry but I’m off the menu for any form of human consumption.

    panda, I’m so pleased that you have a clean and decent, Christian mind…

    as otherwise the implications are quite disturbing :shock:

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