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@Sgt Pepper wrote:
Speaking of which.. Where is that trophy?
And who has my Charlie Bronson box set huh?
I fancy watching Mr. Majestyk.. Again.. For the umpteenth time.
8)Lol. infinite points awarded simply for shoehorning reference to he epic that is Mr Majestyk. Bronson was da man.
@rusty trawler wrote:
Shouldn’t we be decorating this place for the annual Christmas shindig by now?
And can we please refrain from repeating the embarrassing shenaningans of last year when drunken Brother Scep simulated coitus with Brother Sgt’s Darts trophy?
I see my plea for the Club to give all its extra money to charity and keep the inside of the Club a Christmas free zone has fallen on deaf ears.
:?
@momentaryloss wrote:
@rusty trawler wrote:
Shouldn’t we be decorating this place for the annual Christmas shindig by now?
And can we please refrain from repeating the embarrassing shenaningans of last year when drunken Brother Scep simulated coitus with Brother Sgt’s Darts trophy?
I see my plea for the Club to give all its extra money to charity and keep the inside of the Club a Christmas free zone has fallen on deaf ears.
:?
I’m not a big fan of the hairshirt approach to charitable giving myself. Let’s not pretend that we’re a bunch of paupers. Some of us like the festive cheer, and what would we tell the orphans when they come to sing carols and there’s no tree or presents?However in the spirit of your suggestion, why not see if we can rustle up a tree and decorations and donate the value of the decorations if they were bought to charity. I’m sure I have a spare House of Lords bauble somewhere and there’s a pine at the end of the drive that looks a bit out of place . . . . . .
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@momentaryloss wrote:
@rusty trawler wrote:
Shouldn’t we be decorating this place for the annual Christmas shindig by now?
And can we please refrain from repeating the embarrassing shenaningans of last year when drunken Brother Scep simulated coitus with Brother Sgt’s Darts trophy?
I see my plea for the Club to give all its extra money to charity and keep the inside of the Club a Christmas free zone has fallen on deaf ears.
:?
I’m not a big fan of the hairshirt approach to charitable giving myself. Let’s not pretend that we’re a bunch of paupers. Some of us like the festive cheer, and what would we tell the orphans when they come to sing carols and there’s no tree or presents?However in the spirit of your suggestion, why not see if we can rustle up a tree and decorations and donate the value of the decorations if they were bought to charity. I’m sure I have a spare House of Lords bauble somewhere and there’s a pine at the end of the drive that looks a bit out of place . . . . . .
You are indeed a scholar and a gentleman.
I hate to admit my public spiritedness was in fact motivated more by a desire to hide from Christmas. However your eagerness to bring some Christmas cheer has melted my hard heart.
I’m sure I can bring along a decent malt to oil the wheels of celebration of man’s endeavour to provide hospitality to his fellows.
Go in peace.
8)
*Nicks all the Christmas port *
@(f)politics? wrote:
*Nicks all the Christmas port *
Catches f_pol in the act and locks her in the cupboard – not to be opened before Christmas . . . .
Oh, relieves her of the port first . . . .
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
*Nicks all the Christmas port *
Catches f_pol in the act and locks her in the cupboard – not to be opened before Christmas . . . .
Oh, relieves her of the port first . . . .
:shock: i’ll be dead by then with no food or water atleast leave me the port i’ll be quite happy in the cupboard til then :D
@(f)politics? wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
*Nicks all the Christmas port *
Catches f_pol in the act and locks her in the cupboard – not to be opened before Christmas . . . .
Oh, relieves her of the port first . . . .
:shock: i’ll be dead by then with no food or water atleast leave me the port i’ll be quite happy in the cupboard until then :D
Oh dear no! Our standards of hospitality are renowned amongst the cognoscenti. It’s a cupboard, not a cubbyhole, there’s space to lie down if we shift the founders’ armoire.
Mathers will ensure you get a decent breakfast, luncheon and supper at least. I hope this morning’s kippers were OK. We maintain naval tradition here, so you’ll get a full tot of rum every day. However we reserve the port for formal dinners.
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
*Nicks all the Christmas port *
Catches f_pol in the act and locks her in the cupboard – not to be opened before Christmas . . . .
Oh, relieves her of the port first . . . .
:shock: i’ll be dead by then with no food or water atleast leave me the port i’ll be quite happy in the cupboard until then :D
Oh dear no! Our standards of hospitality are renowned amongst the cognoscenti. It’s a cupboard, not a cubbyhole, there’s space to lie down if we shift the founders’ armoire.
Mathers will ensure you get a decent breakfast, luncheon and supper at least. I hope this morning’s kippers were OK. We maintain naval tradition here, so you’ll get a full tot of rum every day. However we reserve the port for formal dinners.
Can i be locked in the cupboard too please.
Can I just enjoy the hospitality without being locked in the cupboard please?
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