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29 March, 2018 at 2:17 pm #1091568
What better way to celebrate the resurrection than stuffing our faces with chocolate eggs. Despite widespread hunger/ famine, as good Christians we must all eat as many chocolate eggs as possible and the more religious you are, the more eggs you must eat. I’m going to heaven so intend to eat as many as possible cos Iwas told by my mum that if you dont eat at least 6 you are going to hell. Do people think its true as I eat so much at Easter, I feel like Im about to throw up but scared of hell x
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29 March, 2018 at 2:29 pm #1091571I never buy Easter eggs at Easter, why bother, they are a 1/5 of the price the weekend after in my local Aldi.
29 March, 2018 at 2:46 pm #1091575Then you are going to hell Ge. Everyone I know eats loads of eggs especially the religious community stuffing their faces so why do it if it isnt to get to heaven? Maybe you could eat a small Cadbury cream egg to at least get to purgatory ? I have just bought a huge chocolate egg for dinner and cant wait to tuck in x
29 March, 2018 at 7:37 pm #1091608I never buy Easter eggs at Easter, why bother, they are a 1/5 of the price the weekend after in my local Aldi.
More to spend ya cash on to get p155ed Gerry?
29 March, 2018 at 7:42 pm #1091610I usually just eat my gf’s eggs
29 March, 2018 at 9:04 pm #1091615More to spend ya cash on to get p155ed Gerry?
Somer, when when you become an adult, eventually, you’ll be able to buy your own alcohol. You’ll also type like an adult and type “pissed” rather than “p155ed”.
29 March, 2018 at 11:57 pm #1091627LOL
30 March, 2018 at 12:07 am #1091628More to spend ya cash on to get p155ed Gerry?
Somer, when when you become an adult, eventually, you’ll be able to buy your own alcohol. You’ll also type like an adult and type “pissed” rather than “p155ed”.
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30 March, 2018 at 12:10 am #1091630Just checking I wasn’t banned for calling someone a moronic twerp….
Enjoy your Easter weekend everyone, believers and non believers alike
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30 March, 2018 at 12:16 am #1091631Oh I’ve called people far worse than that lol
Have a good Easter Moosey x
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