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Lol …. I know mizzy, so have I lol. ‘‘Twas a bit tongue in cheek lol. Enjoy your weekend
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I usually just eat my gf’s eggs
This is a thread talking about the divine holy week, not about oral sex drac
Just reminiscing. Men have their insecurities also. I was really skinny as a kid. When I carried the hod (that’s manual labour for the likes of Sceptical) I met a guy who drank milk all day long, ate chicken breasts and was huge. (before protein shakes etc were the norm) My love of weight lifting to bulk up started from him. My old man used to call me a right skinny C, it never leaves you.
Carry on, as you were.
Give eggs to charity. Food bank collect them. And hell doesn’t exist JW told me. I’m just not going to be recreated and stop existing after judgement. Phew!
Actually…Jesus was 33 when he died…so it’s not worshiping a baby. Although a lot of people…especially at Christmas try and keep him there.
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I disagree with your theory. Christians can eat chocolate eggs but in moderation. It is not good to eat so much chocolate. A lot of chocolate will either make you overweight or rot your teeth.
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I disagree with your theory. Christians can eat chocolate eggs but in moderation. It is not good to eat so much chocolate. A lot of chocolate will either make you overweight or rot your teeth.
No my theory is intelligent like the bible and its teachings. All religious peoples eat chocolate eggs so the more you eat, the more good you are. I would sooner be viewed as big boned having ate 50 eggs with no teeth and get some false teeth in heaven if needed. I will eat as many as I can, sit with God and Jesus in heaven whilst you will have gleaming teeth getting roasted on a spit by satan with him flossing your pearly whites with the intestines of people being tortured. Buy some eggs before it is too late x
Easter = one of them sheeple habitual days
Well I’m not religious and I don’t eat chocolate but now I’ve just crapped my French knickers worrying I will get spit roasted.
Off to get some eggs, will bunny hop to the co op in the name of Jesus.
Who needs teeth anyway, who doesn’t love a cheeseburger smoothie?
This tv programme of Liberace’s Easter Show is now seen as unsuitable for small children.
If they had had the telly in Palestine about 30AD, the final torment for Jesus as he hung on the cross, after spitting in his face and taunting him, would have been to play the scene with Liberace reading a religious poem in birthday card rhyme, and looking pious to the skyest afterwards.
Among several choice scenes (look out for mum in Easter Bonnet), the one with the Easter Bunny towards the end would alone have had him placed under immediate arrest and incarceration at Rykers Prison in New York.
Not for those with a weak stomach.
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