a certain sadness

They made me smile Mrs Teapot only because they are all so unbelievable to be true :wink:

@pepsi wrote:

What ! Certy!

Never heard of this …lol

I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have ’em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts ‘fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

I’m confused Cert………..your point is?

:lol: :lol:

Ha ha Kent good one :lol:

Oh and add to the list

turning things around :lol:

I have a list as long as your arm of names ive used over the years.Although ive stuck with “a certain ” for the last year.I really dont see the problem of people changing names unless their abusing people.

Some people make me laugh in the room when they say “i hate name changers” i mean who cares.

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The true class sides are still playing in Europe. :lol:

I thought fish fingers swam in the sea and were caught in nets. :lol:

I would put the telephone above the internet as without it it wouldnt have existed.

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

8. iPhone 32. Ibuprofen 34. Hair straighteners 44. Roof??? WTF 56. iPod 59. fish – inventions?? again WTF 69. The game of football Ah FFS 80. Mascara – why is this not counted as makeup???? 86. Spell check – surely this is just typing for the sake of it as it should be under computers!!!! 90.…

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I went to a customer today and he had been on the floor of his bedroom for 2 days, apparently he fell and couldnt get up.Its all so sad to see. :(

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

cert will you post this list you seen, ive looked for it and came across others which dont meantion the iphone.

Modern plumbing is one of them, . Penicillin and the light bulb was others.

Which list are you looking at???

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there is no solution were all doomed :lol:

an empty mind? :D

Hmmm :-k

It says the dates on the post rogue.

ooooooo i like newcastle :wink:

Im trying to think outside the box mrs t, its difficult when your wallpapering :D

Well said Pepsi.

I dont wish to be part of any community be it pats or JC. Lets just carry on and all type what we want and if people dont like it, tough.

Ps id better get on with the decorating, there are mirror tiles to be put on the ceiling :lol:

tired

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@ian52hants wrote:

My favourite one of these is

Mr and Mrs Brown have 7 children -If exactly half of them are girls what sex are the others?

Brings this to the fore as the next one to be solved….. thanks to Ian.

Goes off to think about it…. I hope you know the answer Ian…. :D

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It’s raining outside
and
These beautiful things
shining through my tears
will feel the drops
but never know my fears
how could they if I don’t?

i got effing soaked today
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