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They made me smile Mrs Teapot only because they are all so unbelievable to be true :wink:

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@pepsi wrote:

What ! Certy!

Never heard of this …lol

I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have ’em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts ‘fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again

I can rub & scrub this old house til it’s shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again

If you come to me sickly you know I’m gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I’m gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I’m gonna fill you full of grits
If it’s lovin you’re likin, I’ll kiss you and give you the shiverin’ fits
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again

I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain’t nothing I can’t do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again

:lol:

do you live with 4 football teams Pepsi :shock:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

I’m confused Cert………..your point is?

:lol: :lol:

Ha ha Kent good one :lol:

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Oh and add to the list

turning things around :lol:

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I have a list as long as your arm of names ive used over the years.Although ive stuck with “a certain ” for the last year.I really dont see the problem of people changing names unless their abusing people.

Some people make me laugh in the room when they say “i hate name changers” i mean who cares.

I limit my chat room experience to 1 visit a month now and sometimes thats more than enough. :D

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The true class sides are still playing in Europe. :lol:

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I thought fish fingers swam in the sea and were caught in nets. :lol:

I would put the telephone above the internet as without it it wouldnt have existed.

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@irish_lucy wrote:

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8. iPhone 32. Ibuprofen 34. Hair straighteners 44. Roof??? WTF 56. iPod 59. fish – inventions?? again WTF 69. The game of football Ah FFS 80. Mascara – why is this not counted as makeup???? 86. Spell check – surely this is just typing for the sake of it as it should be under computers!!!! 90. Post-it notes

Notice the hair straighteners in there at number 34 :roll:

The above should not be in the list for best inventions, esp No’s: 59.

Where did you get this list – is it your list??

No its not my list Lucy. Tesco mobile carried out a survey of 4000 people and this was the list.

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I went to a customer today and he had been on the floor of his bedroom for 2 days, apparently he fell and couldnt get up.Its all so sad to see. :(

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@irish_lucy wrote:

cert will you post this list you seen, ive looked for it and came across others which dont meantion the iphone.

Modern plumbing is one of them, . Penicillin and the light bulb was others.

Which list are you looking at???

1. Wheel 2. Aeroplane 3. Light bulb 4. Internet 5. PCs 6. Telephone 7. Penicillin 8. iPhone 9. Flushing toilet 10. Combustion engine 11. Contraceptive pill 12. Washing machine 13. Central heating 14. Fridge 15. Pain killers 16. Steam engine 17. Freezer 18. Camera 19. Cars 20. Spectacles 21. Mobile phones 22. Toilet paper 23. Hoover 24. Trains 25. Google 26. Microwave 27. Email 28. The pen 29. Hot water 30. Shoe 31. Compass 32. Ibuprofen 33. Toothbrush 34. Hair straighteners 35. Laptops 36. Knife and fork 37. Scissors 38. Paper 39. Space travel 40. Kettle 41. Calculator 42. Bed 43. Remote control 44. Roof 45. Air conditioning 46. SAT NAV 47. Wi-Fi 48. Cats-eyes 49. Matches 50. Power steering 51. Tumble dryer 52. Bicycle 53. Sky+ 54. Tea bags 55. Umbrella 56. iPod 57. Taps 58. Crash helmet 59. Wristwatch 60. eBay 61. DVD player 62. Nappies 63. Ladder 64. Sun tan lotion 65. Lawnmower 66. Make-up 67. Chairs 68. Sunglasses 69. The game of football 70. Sliced bread 71. Sofa 72. Razor blades 73. Screwdriver 74. Motorways 75. Head/ear phones 76. Towels 77. Push-up bra 78. Binoculars 79. WD40 80. Mascara 81. Hair dryer 82. Facebook 83. Escalator 84. Hair dye 85. Wellington boots 86. Spell check 87. Calendars 88. Cheese grater 89. Buses 90. Post-it notes 91. Gloves 92. Satellite discs 93. Pedestrian crossing 94. Baby’s dummy 95. Curtains 96. Bottle opener 97. Food blender 98. Dustpan and brush 99. Desks 100. Clothes peg

Notice the hair straighteners in there at number 34 :roll:

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