AbitofMary_J

not just ar5enal… man u and celtic got beaten away as well, i thought celtic would of well won…!!! glad i didnt take a mad turn and do a wee coupon the nite.. i wiud of taken ar5enal n man u n celtic… way miller, saha , Thierry Henry as first goal scorers… lucky fir me… unlucky for u supporters eh… rite enough of the verbal diahorria…[Read more]

shaz erffin brillaint… honest we did do the culture etc… the architexture is amazin… the buildings leanin etc… lol at first my m8 thought she was ston’d as lol i said duhhhhh they are leanin… then double checked lol… we even near tempted to have a look thru the sex museum lol but when we saw whom was goin in we soon change oor minds……[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

My gran used to send me The Broon’s and Oor Wullie EVERY year!!!!!

If im lucky, I can pick them up in Smiths….. never have I had a better read lol!!!!

Yes, you have a great memory hun, born in Scotland I was, a wee while ago now lol!!!

Hows things up the road? :D 8)

Oor Wullie … Your Wullie … Everybodys’ Wullie……[Read more]

lmfao…. now this was worth the read.. lol i even tainted way a fine p’ss’d as a fart way a guid scottish glesga accent laced with Billy Connollys ala’ MJ best rip aff finest delivery laced again way a p’ss’d as a fart The Rev I M Jolly fae Rikki Fultons finest AWAAAYYYYYY… since yir yakkin aboot oor finest airye National Drink Whisky aye nae…[Read more]

Matty, whats the odds for England to failing to qualify for Euro08 and Scotland to Qualify..?? worth a bet…??

the penny has finally dropped eh…. nae jokin aside… imagine this …. England failing to qualify for Euro 08 and low n behold Scotland manage to qualify ( ok i can dream a ikkle eh ) now that would be a turn up ( nae swede jokes lol ) for the books… wonder what odds ya get at the bookies for that…??? must ask tictac Matt..

for Cats….. round ur hoose sprinkle loads of white pepper Cats hate the stuff…!!! also i tend to leave a bowl or 2 of anti-freeze Cats also love this lol…… Foxes jusr leave a nice plate of food laced with poison should do the trick with foxes… even the odd stray cat or dog…. bobs ur uncle….

forgive me if im wrong…. But I aint religious,

but shouldnt religion be one of a personal matter…?? If so, then why the need to wear your crosses n * swingin jimmies * ie cruifixies…! out with your clothing…? why the need to advertise your faith…??

I don’t think veils should be woren either, as basic commication you read someones face…[Read more]

oh yes u’r gettin the ole smokin ban in public places… like Scotland and Ireland n USA.. and proably more places soon.

Yes im a smoker, one of these smelly people , but i like to think im a considerate smoker, as yes while I agree public places especially Restaurants it should stay, but as ive said before its the back street pubs.. ie…[Read more]

lots of woMAN’s problems start with men…..

ie…. you have menopause, menstrual tension, hysterectomy or HISterectomy eh..!!!!
gynecology or as it should be GUYnecology….!!!

feel free ladies to put some ive missed out eh…. i sure we could come up with many eh lol

lmfao… i had to re-read them again for another laff lol

1st story boy i shouldnt of read JMMOG im already fearful of hospitals lol

@galaxy wrote:

Hey all, I was wondering if anyone could help me I’m trying to cook more but dont have much of a clue :roll:

I want to try doing mushrooms stuffed with caramelised onions, parma ham and mozzarella cheese. Would I just fry the onions in butter until soft, take the stems off the mushrooms then stuff them with the parma ham and…

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I had to do a trip to A n E on friday mornin, as the wee barra split his head, JMMOG he’s goin to be the deaf of me climbin n runnin aboot i’l tell ya. Anyways off up to A n E… booked him in, was called…. now the gel inwhich I used plus tried to rub into wee barras hands etc….. went into the wee room waitin for him to be seen, walked into…[Read more]

@Mrs Clean wrote:

I used to do a few Mary. I made £90 once, but what used to annoy me was as soon as we would pull up and open the boot, you would get people swooping like voulchers and I had a few things stolen like that. Also I was trying to sell a camera once, a good one, I had it priced at £5 and a woman offered me 10p, I told her “its not a…

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Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyy to U……
Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyy to U………………………….
Hapyy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyy dearest Sunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Happy birthday to U….. xxxx

so now your 40’y oh Sunny Dear…
another milestone in ones’ year…
don’t dwell or have any fear….
but id certainly fling oot the chaps and leather…[Read more]

well im like Sunny, must be as im as dislexic as her….

I don’t get to grips how u can bully online…. as to me and correct me if im wrong but its words on a screen, this aint reality to me like others i have a life, its certainly doesnt take priorty in my life…. i come on here as 9 times out of ten im bored shyteless and had a ikkle too much…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

The people mentioned in peeved’s poll have been around long enough to take it all with a pinch of salt and I dont think for one second any of them were offended by it. In fact… in my case I found it hilariously funny. The only person who seems to have a problem is peeved himself but we are all…

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@fastcars wrote:

The people mentioned in peeved’s poll have been around long enough to take it all with a pinch of salt and I dont think for one second any of them were offended by it. In fact… in my case I found it hilariously funny. The only person who seems to have a problem is peeved himself but we are all old enough and wise enough to be…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

You’re right Mary…..though I hate black-bun. Does anyone ever eat the ruddy stuff? I also used to get fed-up at being the one shoved out the door before the ‘bells’ coz I’m tall and dark-hared….it was even more of a pi/s/ser when they didn’t let me back in..ha..ha :lol:

aye, ole frosty breaches still insits of makin it, plus…[Read more]

@Geoff wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Geoff wrote:

We have Supersteve, cleaning up the threads of JC! And he wears his y-fronts outside his tights too… :lol:

who’s supersteve…. i must really take a better intrest in the threads, but as u know if been fairly dire…. so hense y i aint aboot as much,

I can’t reveal his identity, he’s a…

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