alan snowman

i can make c**ktails too used to b a barman so im gd at it

sum1 whos gonna give me there last rolo

oooooooooooooooooooo thats 1 from each country of the uk now

most days

wen was the last time u was high

men arent gd at hints

ooooooooooooooooooo i new the devil was really a woman

ys this thread in 2 bits

i won sod all the banker offered me nowt and i took it

5 pound a week as its not my bar

makes cocktails like tom cruise did in the film cocktail

yep aw im a gardener so im often perved on by housewives

last nite

wen was the last time u didnt have sex

sum 1 who phones you on your bday

thats my tenth diff person im getting gd at this

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr and i cant get in the rooms

does that make u an arc angel then

its not just us men that have to no wat were doin it dont help if u women just lie there

i hated school

ooooooooooooooo a bar all to myself

drinks a bourbon just to find out wat 1 is

decides to hire barmaids cos i cant b assed pulling my own pints

sum1 who dont tell me off

havent i have bladder control still

wen was the last time u hit on a work colleague