American Woman

Her real name is Delila Diarrhea

(Notice the color choice :wink: )

I bust into dance about 5 times a day. I don’t really know why :D/

When was the last time you did something you shouldn’t have – But didn’t really regret it?

Well, at least he did say “Best Regards” :wink:

I’m Hungry and cold :lol:

Loaded question, but the very first one that came to mind was Gloria Gaynor’s – I Will Survive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv6lHwWwO3w

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I would love it if you made a pregnant woman stand while you sat in your seat. I’d hope the bus driver would hit a bump in the road and have her water break all over you! :lol: But, one can only wish :wink:

I’m 31 and I’m attempting to trace my family history. I say attempt because it’s a big pain in the ass. I’ve doing it for over a year now. :roll: :lol:

Brad Pitt – Basically because of this picture

Who do you think is the sexiest celebrity?

I’m thinking about how much I’d like to cancel my doctor appointment for today :roll:

All the laundry I should be folding right now :roll:

@ubermik wrote:

Who said I’m easy? :o :o :o :oops: :oops: :oops:

Well that’s what I read on the Ladies Room wall :roll:

Of course you men are entitled to your own opinion. That being said I think you are very wrong. It’s up to both parents to raise children. Maybe if a mother can’t be there for something, then the father should step up.…[Read more]

Come on Get Happy – The Partridge Family
Am I a moron for having that play on my myspace page? :lol:

My calves hurt :roll:

Just about every minute of ever day. I just helped my son brush his teeth about 15 minutes ago.

When was the last time you went to a sports game??

@ubermik wrote:

??
“humouress”?

Is that the female version of humour then? :lol:

Easy Uber!

@Matty wrote:

no

:lol: :lol:

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So funny that I just had this conversation with my husband two days ago. We were with his friends in the city and every time I walked out of some place, behind his friend, he NEVER held the door so I could grab it. It always smacked me in the face (figure of speech). I didn’t really care, but it was funny to me because it was so obvious. Like…[Read more]

Sorry if I repeat something that somebody has already pointed out, but I don’t have much time and there are quiet a few long winded people on here :wink: . Short and sweet, it comes down to choices. A woman has the right to choose whatever outfit she decides to wear. A woman also has the right to choose who she would like to have sex with. It…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

try this site http://www.last.fm/user/mattydoughty

Very Cool Site Matty 8) 8)

James Morrison

@ugo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

So I knew my little man couldn’t get far in the house this morning, he is only almost 10 months old. But I was looking everywhere for him. I started to panic when I heard a little noise coming from the shower. There he was, he crawled into the shower and managed to close the curtain behind…

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