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Depends what you are talking about! :wink: :lol:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Lol whats the key thing? …. remember Im easily confused… whats all this about a key?

Tis the key to knitty’s box which contains ‘wool’ which I need, and Nicey stole it and is hiding it in her castle in France, of which I have cycled like a maniac gone wrong to get to, all I gotta do is get in somehow – just haven’t quite…[Read more]

Tinks never told me she was an expert in martial arts! :shock: :lol:

oi, you! leave my soggy back outta it! – stomps back down – there MUST be an ice-cream van here somewhere fgs!! :D

Whereabouts in France Nicey?! Actually that is a bit of a dumb question, seeing as I am soggy and sweltering at the bottom of your castle, with a mirage of a Mr Softie in front of me! (He’ll know who he is btw hehehehe!)…[Read more]

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

scrubbing brush… and lots of this…….

How come you got a ‘real’ piccie of knitty eh?! Has Nicey given you the key?!! :lol:

I warned peeps not to eat more than one of my black cherries marinated in brandy! :lol:

K I N K Y …….. T I N K Y :lol:

Serves them bliddy well right!

areeeeeet that’s it – kinky tinky it is! 8) :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

I’m shocked! My journey to and from work taking in two Olympic venues, Woolwich and Greenwich have both been fine!

In fact from what I’ve seen of London, it’s rather empty!

I guess that’s because anyone who could take time off work or work from home has done, and others have changed their working hours where…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@jenndudess1 wrote:

I type as fast as I speak, so most of the time I just post a whole load of tripe.
But today, Ive got false nails on ….so typing is hard.

(so is wipeing my azz, falce nails and azz wiping…bad combination)

you not confusing long nails…

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@tinks wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

yeh50 shades of……no i cant say it,tinks is a buddy of mine
erm let me think er {sorry i type like im thinking) hang on
right 50 shades of er,ffs,grinning er

kinell,erm,(rolls cig and ponders

50 shades of being a nice person

gosh! is that the time
must dash. bye.

Careful Tinks, I have a feeling he…[Read more]

@tinks wrote:

listen i have enough trouble using a tin opener………i got no hope with a shooter :wink:

:lol:

@tinks wrote:

@anc wrote:

Hmmmm just read in the DM – so, it gotta be true! – well, it is!……….that chinese swimmer that got gold, beating Becky Addlington, knocked off 5secs her PB and was faster than Ryan Lochte – the winner of the men’s in the last 50m?!!!!!

According to the DM – so, it gotta be true! – they re-oxygenise their blood before…

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@tinks wrote:

I remember as a kid taking ages to work out that in the year 2000 i would be 37 ……….thats forever away and very old i thought :roll:

oooooooo a ‘biggie’ next year eh?! :wink:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@jenndudess1 wrote:

I type as fast as I speak, so most of the time I just post a whole load of tripe.
But today, Ive got false nails on ….so typing is hard.

(so is wipeing my azz, falce nails and azz wiping…bad combination)

you not confusing long nails with long-winded???

There are some…

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gawd, made me laugh tho’! :lol:

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@anc wrote:

Blimey ’tis hot – 10.03am and 29 in the shade – awaits an iggy!! :D

Lmao!!

Ps. It isn’t me that is having a picnic in the countryside :wink:

Love it – shame you can’t bung it in the lobby!!! I know _Eve would crack up if you could! :D

@panda12 wrote:

Recycling is good. :lol:

erm…….do you recycle your bamboo?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

How old do you have to be, to be classed as elderly?! According to my two, I am positively ancient! :lol: