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mate its even worse if you did not get sex and had to deal with the gloat “ism” after you got whipped……………. obviously she has a pool table in her Ivory tower…………..
Im not that old………….. Sorry.
culled
For the very same reason you never put names with any of your comments and barbs. No one has to, you made up the rules, every one else just plays by them.
Oh and if its a choice between her twenty seven years of nothing (the music that she left, the legacy that she left, maybe one fan, who has seen her demise, will make the choice to stay off drugs or change there own life) or your whole existence of baiting people on the boards, being rude, nasty and spineless. Then I know who has wasted more……….
I know I’m not going to understand women. I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.
razed
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is a Laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me . . ..”What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won’t do what she’s told.What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your willpower.”
Young Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: “Wife Wanted.” The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
lmfao….. Tennis actually…….. oops
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