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ok I am a grand dad,and he is a boy,his name is Oscar and im very proud of him,

I tell you a story yeh,the other week,im walking my dog   tdtcbm

and  when dogs are on their leads,its their natural nature to bark at other dogs,thinking they are hard or summat,little dogs are the worst a yapping and a snapping

but off the le…[Read more]

the problem is indeed if it as a problem?

im a weirdy beardy boardster chat means pish to me

im  to long in the tooth,so lets all munch over moi and Gucci,devour it and spit them out,course I will read your replies

and then(im going all brian cloughish here)

you will eventually after all your arguing with me

decide im right.

ta sums lad

I just don’t  comprehend why those two upside down heads have more post counts than me

not that im bothered like,

id love to do neils mrs

and whats with all this gramps business vic?

im considerably younger than you.

sighs..kin ell..hark at auld father over there,sitting in his rocking chair,spouting gibberish as usual

how many times do you need to be told you senile auld buffer,i don’t go in just chat,mainly for the reason nobody likes me,and I don’t like them.

yes as the thread says,you blind auld git,I did go on /in but I didn’t type,so why would Gucci…[Read more]

ah yeh but a gentleman never tells kenners

its just that,,hang on  who was that group who sang yellow?

all im saying is whenever laney posts,everything in my life turns green

why is that?

I like shr,proper detective

nothing goes unobserved

im starting to wonder if shr is a cunningly derived ploy,,,play on words as sherlock

but its all elementary.

ps sorry about the double bar posting,im working on it.

kennintons xx the problem is,in my line of work as a human statue is,im a trained professional,yes I do make kids jump,and they go ooh when I decide to move,my other problem is going home ,getting washed,sometimes I don’t bother ,if im working the next day,its very hard putting on that boot polish day after day, I cant just walk home, id  scare…[Read more]

brilliant post shr thumb up sir ,,in fact doffs cap and tugs forelock,no patronizing just thought it was an innovative reply,and if martin stopped all this 250£ a year bollox to be a member of this gaff

he might  just might find a lot more ppl might use the site

doa reckons its not martins fault,itshis missuses fault,come on mart we need a new m…[Read more]

interesting point there martin,a few years ago, I was working on market stalls,and as you may know,there is a lot of our Asian brethren that also work on markets,and yep ive worked beside them through winters and summers,when weve”coined” it in and where weve scratched our heads,why am I not earning anything?,ive seen other market traders rally…[Read more]

if I had my life over again,id opt for a lovely blonde blue eyed slim intelligent scots gal

but its not going to happen now is it.

just gawjus laney,not showing any of my pics drink weed,have ravaged my face

sorry laney they  are blue xx

well they look green on the pic

I enlarged it

altho  on saying that you’ve got lovely green eyes and come to bed teeth

its just that..i dunno,,you might start singing to me in bed,when im trying to get to sleep

laney,cose do you want me to sing you a supremes medley

me,not really luv no

laney,I need lurve love just to ease my mind

me laney will you just stfu ive got work in the…[Read more]