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bet gd is good at trivial pursuit marts its my board I get two cheeses
or monopoly ..er how come you’ve got an hotel on mayfair gd,we haven’t even passed go yet
gd, through clenched teeth “cos its my game alright,if you don’t like it you know where the door is”

they did a hastings one yesterday,950 years since that battle.

hmm well,no but id seriously think the police should be enabled to give these,,,,,see I cant help saying it clowns an 80 on the spot fine
feel a bit sorry for the real clowns,who do it for a living
had an interview with one of them outside the blackpool tower on Thursday ,heres how it went
me,”so tommy how do you feel about all these impostor…[Read more]

erm lol
tell you what no way would I shook hands with that gorilla who escaped from London zoo the other day
and catergorically absolutely no way would I shake hands with one of those killer clowns
hit them over the head with a shovel yes,,,,shake hands and exchange pleasantries..no
id say “now get home you clown”

1,I NEVER said pete was pb
2,i once came runner up in the bingo caller of the year awards in 1998
3,i can throw a traffic cone 150 yards …….one handed,

any women on here ever had toilet paper stuck on your high heels I know somebody who did
“she screamed at me ,why dint you tell me that I had bog roll on my %%%%%%%
you %%%%%% %%%%
I said “I was going to you cheeky impertinent cheeky insidious foul mouthed b!tch
” just wanted finish off me chips and gravy”

last spoke her when marty sent everybody a post to tell us he was changing his site
people that haven’t been here for years were going wtf whos this?
and I know this for a fact
cos rio rang me and said why is that %%%% pming me
but mrs t with her tactile,some may say gentile approach
“have I said something wrong to sir francis chicester”
im…[Read more]

right first of all we all loved mrs t,not saying her name but begins withJ same as the bloke who drove her off ,, again no names,but its a user whos name starts in j
really sinister things he said,rio and I were going up to the naked café in settle yorks, to have a cup of tea,sorry its not a naked café,its called the naked man café,,ive no id…[Read more]

As I said before, it’s ok for you to start name calling after you are pulled up on being racist, but cry like a child wanting it’s own way when someone has a go back.

Anyway I’m bored now you bigoted, pretentious old fool.

You do more sidestepping than a pi ssed up crab.

It’s ok for you though to call people “rats” and “prats” amongst other things, just because they pick up on what many would see as a racist remark that was made by you, how dare they disagree with you????

Not everyone likes to do posts that resemble war and peace and just because they read and disagree with something you say it doesn’t mean…[Read more]

he said..she said..my dads bigger than yours
you just gotta laugh haven’t you?
that’s why we all go on sites
we are all weirdy boardies
lotsoffuckinlaughs,

love them beatnik mid 60s songs arc,bit too young at the time to appreciate them,but yeh billy j Kramer and the Dakotas,dave clark 4 etc,still have a listen to them once in a while
my favourite on at the moment is the dave clark 4 is cos im a Manchester city fan is glad all over weve changed it to guardiola

ps throws a coconut who spotted my…[Read more]

lol laine good story,but its sorry hang on,its I haven’t sussed out the quote method yet
its martin I wanted a word with
so my question to lord snooty is
yeh we all know you’ve got a yacht martin,paid by your loyal members with yer I will cut the ads scam
I would pay a fiver a year, but fck me sideways and call me tiffany if I pay you a fiver a…[Read more]

I thought she meant rum and cola
not can you give her one up the erm
twitter,

as you probably know I used to be in the merchant navy(to paraphrase billy joel for the longest time)
language can sometimes get lost in translation victor
and yeh for all you Spanish speakers out there
I once ordered my then time gf ISA,a rumpa de coola,but I really meant cuba libre
she slapped my face
nb IM fluent in espanol now,and my…[Read more]

ive also give a very slight sort of chuckle at ol mans skeps pathetic attempt at trying to do a “funny”
is this my thread yeh?
oh me golden rule,never swear on youre own thread
but I sort of chortled for about a second
skep thinking he was going to get a sh%g