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give it a rest bloss luv

you moaned and whinged about your last thread

you remind me of violet elizabeth bott,out of the just william books

i will scweem and scweem until this thread gets pulled

and just because nobody has mentioned you for a couple of days

youre off again

i dont know or i cant speak for anybody else

but in  my book you…[Read more]

lol pete

apparently im that good at sex,even the next door neighbours have a smoke when ive finished.

er the answer is,,,no,refrains,bites fingers.

well in re; to somers post,I too have a girly name like his

and when i first joined this site,and over the road(pats) i insisted on a m after cosy,i was getting sick of being asked what colour knickers i was wearing.

you know as if some womans going ,well if she had come in as cosy

youd have every lurker this side of the mason-dixon line after her.

sorry to piggyback your thread moooose,its just that ive heard geek has put her pic on,cant find it tho?

this seems like its turning  into a monty python sketch

eeeh yer think you had it bad,i used to sleep in a puddle etc

well if anybody has had it bad on here its me,ive had 7 years of this mythical cone shit

you just got to get over it or leave

i decided to stay cos im innocent innit,

im in all due respect to laine.not going to

hey cosy here mz  tutincalar,dont be fretting about your first  weve all been there just lie back and enjoy it

I hate it when you mince your words soph.

do you want me to have a word with him for you doris?

Don’t  tell anyone, but…….. 

Gobbledygook

It was the thumb screws that did it 

also talking about goldfish bowls,pouring just the right amount of gin in the bowl makes the fishes eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

wasn’t me bloss I was defending you from racist skep

what with you being half iti and all that.

I remember when I was a kid  and my mam used to say “he would cause an argument in an empty room him”

yeh she was on about me

as if,

ever since I seen the title of this thread and saw who the author is

im like yeh lol

ive been dying for somebody to come on  and say get yer tips out for the lads

but sadly nobody has,so I guess its down to me

altogether now

get yer……………………..