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You’ll get there eventually 

paicking ffs panicking

my Tena had failed

Christmas or not, shyte is shyte no matter which way you look at it.

Lol cheeky foooka, mind you, you might have a point, I don’t like taking orders but I’d do anything for a bit …….. of chocolate 

Lol I did. He’s on a weeks worth of meds off the vet and they’re sending him haywire.

Last silly one lol. Will Smith, best all around entertainer on the planet and the Carlton dance still cracks me up. 

The things you watch at silly O’clock, did enjoy it though 

Lol if I’d have attempted to wear it I’d have had to mince like Alan Carr and turned blue with lack of oxygen.

An insomniac dog

No pleasing some women  

A jumper knitted by a family friend, if I’d have been about a 28 inch chest and 6ft 8″ tall  it would have been a perfect fit.

When I was a youngun I got the same Bass Guitar as Bruce Foxton, shame I played like I had boxing gloves on 

A foookin courier who failed to turn up for the third time to pick a parcel up.

Bullies in F3, well I never!. Thought that was just saved for various digs in here now.

Saw someone watching this on their phone and was pleasantly surprised, hope I’m not turning into a Union J’r 

Ego

Right, I got  , four hmmm I think that comes after three 

While stomping some grapes

Foook me(put it away thin, I didn’t mean literally) the thread is boring, who the foook wants to know about thin ice and the adventures of his wrinkled winkle.