Artful Dodger

Why did the undertaker hesitate to bury the dead? Because he could hear the coffin…….LMAO

In my opinion…the next craze to be sweeping the world will be halfies…LMAO

Alfie still here then?….LOL so here’s a fore sighted joke……….selfie is a self taken pic…alfie is only one half of a completed pic….(halfie)……LMAO

What did the Highway officer say to the road worker when the connecting road was finished?…..Tar Mac…good job!…LMAO

I like a woman who works and knows a lot about apple collecting….not that i mean to be picky though……..LMAO

And the prophet further said……one day …Sceppers will be less of an ass hole. Well, prophets can get it wrong…..LOLOLOL

Happy Easter says Linda……..eggs-actly what i meant…..

As the electrician went ohm his missus said…well did you eat out or will you eat at ohm?

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Tiffany may well have gone to sleep…who knows? none of my business….but is she alone now? LMAO

lmao…as i said…it was the eighties hugs

Always good to be omm hugs…..LOL

I was talking the eighties hugs………

Why 2012?

More like 3 am  (Scooter) LOL

I got plenty of burger jokes  Sarah but most of them are too cheesy too mention….

rewind

Watt you on about hugs?

Tiffany eh..reminds me of the classic babe back in the eighties…..but she had more hits than : i think we’re alone now…LOL………Producers set her up as a rivalry between her and Debbie Gibson. I always liked them both…Tiffany’s nasal voice and Debbie’s i’m too good for this crap attitude…..lol…ok let’s all do the Tiffany dance…LOL