Artful Dodger

Thief robbed a jewelry store once jamie…….stole a valuable clock in the process………..the judge asked him why he did it and he replied……………dunno but i was sorry to steal so much of his valuable time…….LMAO RATF PML TOL

Why do Farmhouses never smell of perfume?……..

true jamie…..why not just go au natural?…as they say in France….LMAO……..(ok nicked that one from Fools and horses)…LMAO

Did the caveman attract his missus by piling on the Brut 33?………..LOL……….

Did Neolithic women go around with the latest designer fragrance on?………………LMAO RATF PML

good to see you just……….never tell people how they ought to laugh and in what format………laughter is personal……obstruction is just the same as racism……

One things for sure sceppers.8 out of ten cats will probably be doing a Brexit special at some point…………Suzy Dent has definitely had facial surgery…………

manners are costly and in your case milkman insults are free………..thought you might resurface at some point…..give my regards to orson m8……LMAO RATF PML

oh dear milkmans having a go..boring same old grow up m8…

yeah yer probably right but that wasn’t my question………..

Lycra is the best for any type of sporting activity……never gets in the way and never gets saturated with sweat…………..and one can move like they are wearing nothing at all…………..LMAo RATF PML……….

Hey saney…always good to see you…….

Is it just me or does sceppers go over board defending Ms Mouse?………….PML LMAO RATF PML TOL…….

Mags and truthfullness have nothing to say here…………….LMAO……….yeah jeans were great because they allowed the wearer to breathe……..as what you wear has to allow you to stretch bend and flex and jeans did that more than any other trouser item…………….

Only problem with jeans though is that if you sweat….jeans held it and…[Read more]

And if you’r exceptionally nice…sceppers will cook you breakfast………PML LMAO RATF TOl………

Isn’t musk deer’s genitals extract?………..LMAo RATF PML

In the old days………………people just attracted each other naturally by smell……………..these days………..celebrities need you’r hard earned cash to do the same thing…….LMAO RATF PML TOL MTWH