Camel_Blue

Flipping woman – didn’t you buy your dress earlier – have you changed your mind again :shock: :twisted:

Dinner at a Chinese Restaurant – with a lazy susan and all the women who drink – get your chop sticks Ruby :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

MinnieMouse ……………….. cos she drinks
Maria_s ……………….. cos she drinks
MoonShadow ……………….. cos she drinks
RubyRed ……………….. cos she drinks
Rosepetal ……………….. cos she drinks
Fizzi Lizzie ……………….. cos she drinks
Losty ……………….. cos she…[Read more]

Too cold to be out rather be here :D

two cartridges ……………. FULLY LOADED GUN ……….. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Right that is it – if Angelturnedtodust dares to complain about her dress I am shooting the lot of you – bliddy NHS hospital :twisted: :twisted:

You think you have problems – MinnieClaireWales and Mariapizzeria are out Carol Singing :twisted: :twisted:

I am not sure I will have many takers for the knitted one! :shock:

You lot are so demanding ok you can have that one :roll:

No I can honestly say I have never seen Rosepetal doing her “Three degrees” routine :twisted: :twisted:

I would like to find under my christmas tree, a big red box, all glittery and tied up with a shiny white ribbon and a bow.

When i yank off the bow and untie the ribbon, I open the box and inside there would be layers and layers of tissue paper.

As I remove the tissue paper I would find a solid silver photo frame, one that will sit nicely on my…[Read more]

No not really eve – you are in the i love thin – i love joker category :roll: :oops: :?:

well at least you heard it here folks …. coathanger and shin pig are the same animal and what a shame – we all thought it was unique – sooner or later the pig will scream :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: now WHO LOOKS STUPID XXXXXXXX

Now – there is an offer you really can refuse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: is there a smiley face for flacid?

sinker hook line – comes to mind :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well there you go – achieved what we set out to achieve …………… Thin ice got distracted and found a new ball to play with :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Camel_Blue should never be confused with the other story tellers here.

Camel_Blue only mentions the people they like but don’t take that as an insult if you have not been mentioned yet. There are so many wonderful charachters within JC all of which I can imagine playing a part in the stories, just haven’t got round to fitting you all in.

The…[Read more]

Thank you darling :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

I once had a pet, I still can’t decide if I miss having one or not. I used to have to get home on time to feed it. In the evenings it would lay on the sofa gently snoring after having been fed and watered. On a good day it would stay out all night and on a bad day it drank my wine and stuffed all my chocolates……… on second thoughts, thank…[Read more]

It is time to quit chat when you find yourself having more fun talking to the kettle :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: