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ChatHostUK replied to the topic *** An Important Announcement *** in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago
@Catz wrote:
@Poshy wrote:
:evil: still can’t see it :x
:roll:
Me neither :roll:
Dial-up users need not apply.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Slowness in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago
Additionally our host tells us there are only two other sites on the machine…. quite worrying but in all honesty I doubt this is the case with most virtual servers. I think our hosts are running old Atari STs for servers – surely not the case with most other companies!
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Slowness in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago
We are on a virtual server at the moment believe it or not. Besides as our epals section grows and with new additions a dedicated server would secure our future growth without continued disruption.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Slowness in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago
Yeah I think the ‘high performance’ server they placed us on is made from a Kellogs Cornflakes box. There are only two other sites on the server too :roll:
Anyway we will go dedictaed in the next month or so – that should see a good improvement and we can then reindex the boards so the search function is back and working fully.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Slowness in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago
Re-cranked. We will be looking into a new server move shortly – things are a little awkward for me to do this right away, hopefully we will make the move in a month or so; things will then be significantly faster. I completely agree that the speeds we sometimes get reduced to at present are unacceptable.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic The death penalty…your views please in the board Getting serious 19 years, 2 months ago
@Drivel wrote:
The good thing about the death penalty is that the little shytes can’t get outta jail and murder or rape again
Especially if they are wrongly convicted. Mistakes can still happen regardless of DNA testing etc etc etc
Isn’t it a little hypocritical saying killing is wrong, then punishing a killer by killing them?!?
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Slowness in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago
Seems fine for me at the moment – I will take a look around and see if I can find the problem.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Italy V OZ in the board The locker room 19 years, 2 months ago
The Australians were robbed by typical Italian melodramatic tumbling. The Italians should be ashamed of themselves.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Sealand is vulnerable! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago
@Squeezy wrote:
@Rainbowbrite wrote:
Hush, leave it alone! I remember Blue Peter running something on this when i was a small lass. Knee high to a grasshopper me thinks. I was so jealous that they could be princesses and i had to make do with my scrufty dungarees with holes in…
…Not much in the way of princesses there if only one person was…
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic 100 England Fans Arrested In Germany in the board Getting serious 19 years, 2 months ago
@ForumHostPB wrote:
@ChatHostUK wrote:
How many England fans do they say are over there? 70,000? 100 get arrested – thats 0.001%.
Er… whilst I don’t want to get done for ”Hassling the Hoff” but 100 in 70,000 is actually 0.14%.
Oh and they’re all nosepickers :lol: :lol: :lol:
awaits electronic P 45
Memories of school maths – always…[Read more]
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic 100 England Fans Arrested In Germany in the board Getting serious 19 years, 2 months ago
@Cas wrote:
@ChatHostUK wrote:
How many England fans do they say are over there? 70,000? 100 get arrested – thats 0.001%.
Sorry but as a proportion more people probably get arrested for picking their nose in public.
Lets put things into proportion.
Be nice one day to have it at 0.00% dont ya think!
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic France in the board The locker room 19 years, 2 months ago
@tiggy wrote:
@Bad Manners wrote:
Oh how we laughed when the balls flew over the bar. :D
Scots seem to revel in the England misery while English fans don’t really care what happens to Scotland… Got a fish with them chips on that shoulder of yours? [-X
Quite similar with Australia I think – many here are rooting for them in their world cup…[Read more]
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic 100 England Fans Arrested In Germany in the board Getting serious 19 years, 2 months ago
How many England fans do they say are over there? 70,000? 100 get arrested – thats 0.001%.
Sorry but as a proportion more people probably get arrested for picking their nose in public.
Lets put things into proportion.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Apples in the board Off Topic Chat 19 years, 2 months ago
No responses for a while. Last I heard she was putting a banana in there?!?
Best get checking news websites for radioactive explosions in Ireland….
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic not liking that in the board The locker room 19 years, 2 months ago
Hmmm I think a 4-5-1 could work well; flood the midfield and get Gerrard up there really threatening the goal.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic little world cup fun in the board The locker room 19 years, 2 months ago
FIX!!
Come on England, I need some glory!
6-0 against Ecuador on Sunday ;)
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic France in the board The locker room 19 years, 2 months ago
That’s what I am hoping for. England do tend to play much better against tougher teams and when under pressure. Fingers crossed.
Either way, I will be in the boozer cheering them on!
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic France in the board The locker room 19 years, 2 months ago
No I think we should beat Ecuador pretty comfortably however with England, you never know! I remember the 2002 world cup, I was in Australia at the time which was great as there were no issues with the time difference. I remember having ‘the feeling’ that this was our time (of course it later turned out it wasn’t).
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Apples in the board Off Topic Chat 19 years, 2 months ago
How long did the apple last again? There is no way a lowly plum could beat an apple.
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ChatHostUK replied to the topic Apples in the board Off Topic Chat 19 years, 2 months ago
So the toughest fruit so far is the apple. Can any fruit beat the mighty apple?!?
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