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Wow I bet the orange would do well – all the juice would reach boiling point before the inevitable explosion!

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa…….

Tell them you are microwaving an apple. It’s pretty obvious!

Some people may say keep it going for a good half hour.

But I wouldn’t ever suggest that.

As long as you dare – at least five minutes to be sure though I would say.

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@Soulie wrote:

so does that mean i can make my siggy bigger again

Oops, small malfunction with the last post. Since been upgraded, and the answer to your question is:

NO.

@Soulie wrote:

so does that mean i can make my siggy bigger again

*43745860 bhierhtyt

grege

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

And Congratulations to the Socceroos! 8)

Yes indeed – this was truly the game of the tournament so far. Absolutely fantastic game with drama, tension and character throughout. What a shame this pivotal match was moved to the backburner and the BBC broadcast the Brazil game instead.

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When I say character, I mean Australia…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

you do not exist !

It’s quite simple to understand really, eh Tommy?

Go get yourself one of those Stretch Armstrong things – it feels exactly the same as a pair of fake knockers.

So I hear.

British of course!

@Soulie wrote:

still all to play for.. apart from chathost uk, where it seems like his wife picked his teams for him :)

OI !

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I’d rather go drinking ale with Owen than any one else on these boards!

You’re all just jealous cos you’re all girly lager drinkers =;

Don’t go accusing me of being a nancy lager drinker young laddie!!!!

So are we happy with the speed of posting now then?

You know I always aim to please.

Hey

Is it any faster now?

I am looking into this now.

Great work there Beatty Blue – just to let you know it is probably better to directly upload your images to the boards by clicking the ‘Add image to post’ link below the text box.

A lot easier, and prevents the boards from breaking when images are too large.

If you cant see that link, I have posted an image of it…[Read more]

Darn those ambush marketers.

The opposite thing happened to me when I visited the Vatican – apparently the baby Jesus doesn’t approve of wearing shorts so I had to buy some plastic trousers from a ‘trouser tout’ just outside the entrance.

:roll:

Another number?

23 please :)

Damn too late … ok number 3 please :)

Hi bubbles – welcome to the boards. I have just moved your post over to the General Gossip section :)

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