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@jennpea wrote:

I’m on holiday at the moment and decided to see if there were any quick earners on the internet. So far i’m out of pocket by £26 and nothing has worked! Why does it work for everyone else and not me? Any suggestions, recommendations????????/

No such thing as quick earners I’m afraid. Get rich quick schemes were scams before the…[Read more]

Nice hat – have you just graduated from the naval academy?

I will jump in too, if possible ;)

1 – England
2 – Czech Republic
3 – USA
4 – Angola

Hey

I have had another clean up of the database – let me know if things are back to normal now.

You’ll have to clear that one with PB – he is the one in control of poll dancers.

Good idea, OK we will sell private rooms in chat forum four for £100 per month.

Any takers?

I have always wanted to go to Finland – maybe this summer I will take the plunge. Wonder if I will see those Kling-ons walking down the street….

So I see my top 5 didn’t really work out… ho hummmm…..

Highlights:

The Polish representative who was asleep or drunk
‘This is Poland calling, here are the Polish results from … Poland’

The female presenter’s infatuation with the word ‘Amazing’

Malta come last, when I predict them to win.

Thanks for a great thread everyone – it was a lot…[Read more]

My final prediction:

Top 5 will be:

malta
moldova
sweden
denmark
romania

The winner will be Malta – that would be ‘Amazing’.

ALSO GONE THROUGH MY EARLIER COMMENTS:

Norway – Will lose votes from Ireland
Macedonia – will get votes from Italy, France and United Kingdom
Bosnia & Herzegovina – will get votes from Finland, Ukraine and…[Read more]

**VOTING TIME**

Well who are you going to vote for? We have had rock, romance and confusion.

Top 5 will be:

malta
moldova
sweden
denmark
romania

The winner will be Malta – that would be ‘Amazing’.

Armenia summary – Nice introduction, a guy in a boxing setup seems to appear from a giant cheese grater. Now he wants to know if he should live or die without our live. Nobody knows, but if he makes one wrong move on top of that cheese grater, he will have no choice in the matter.

He makes it safely off the cheese grater (has to be against EU…[Read more]

Turkey summary – A white female singer with a tattoo. Never knew you got them in Turkey either – tonight has been a real eye-opener. She is singing something about a superstar, I think all the rest is in Turkish.

Every now and then she screams. Apparently at random. But now I know it is coming I cringe before it even arrives. Now she is telling…[Read more]

Sweden summary – Well we have a female brunnette singer. I thought everyone in Sweden was blonde so immediately they get votes just for teaching me something new.

This woman has an enormously large dress train which is approximately the size of three football fields. If the guys holding it let go, no doubt she would fly off and end up in outer…[Read more]

Ireland summary – Every song is a cry for love. Apparently. We have a slow love song from the Irish with corresponding green lighting going on across the stage.

Two females and a man in the background are standing there bending their knees in time to the music. Oh and every now and then they sing.

No flag waving, but plenty of green glowsticks…[Read more]

Croatia summary – According to the subtitles, the opening lyrics are, ‘For the grass has not yet sprouted come on come come come hop on my chicken, the devils are your godfathers’.

Lots of passion about chickens and godfathers and devils, with a catchy tune and some limbo dancing without the pole going on from the singer.

Nice work from the…[Read more]

France summary – Lots of wailing with some instrumentals. The singer is a blonde with amazingly black and bushy eyebrows. I am awaiting the inevitable glimpse of underarm hair but she must know we are all looking and refuses to raise her arms.

Yup, I think thats about it for this song. A female singer and a guy playing the cello. Boring, safe and…[Read more]

Ukraine summary – This is quite simply Ukraine’s version of Chakira. Everything is the same, probably even the words but I have to admit I have never listened to the words of a Chakira song before.

She wants us to show her love and talk to her hear, whisper her name and hide her mother? OK maybe I got the last bit wrong, hard to tell with the…[Read more]

Finland summary – ‘Hard Rock, Hallelujah’ – immediately I am ready for a party. OK we have a bunch of cling-ons wearing plastic party hats adorned with the blue Finnish cross. At least we know the aliens are friendly to one country. Kinda screws the rest of the planet though.

Lots of talk about God – do aliens believe in God? Who cares all I can…[Read more]

Greece summary – The home crowd goes wild upon the start of the song. Soon quitens down so we can hear the female singer. Seems like a quiet song, lets see if it picks up…..

‘Everything I hate, everything you do, I’m still in love with everything I hate, everything you do, Everything I see, everything on you’

I sense a broken heart here. Or is…[Read more]

United Kingdom summary – OK we have a bunch of arrogant chav girls who have obviously skipped school to be there, and probably stole loads on the way too.

Now we have the chav leader on stage rapping and telling us about his chav school days whilst the girls do things against and around their school desks which must be against the school…[Read more]