draculina

a lovely platitude

I am shocked, ms mooosey

shocked

I am Pius to the Skyest

Rudeboy, I told you that I have all the evidence that you required locked up safely..I heard

Somer’s joke when i was a lad.

I know much funnier.

Jokes about Jesus have been floating around since his death – especially concerning Proclus and Simon of Cyrene. Mohammed quotes the later, and Monty Python’s hilarious Life of Brian uses a…[Read more]

Rudeboy, I told you that I have all the evidence that you required locked up safely..I heard

Somer’s joke when i was a lad.

I know much funnier.

Jokes about Jesus have been floating around since his death – Mohammed quotes one, and Life of Brian uses a watered-down version.

Piety always provokes mockery, and something as incomprehensible to…[Read more]

I can now reveal that I have all the egs asked for by rudeboy

plus

a Panorama Special in which said Jesus is interviewed on the cross, with Roman soldiers grinning at the interviewer, who is made nervous by the banter among the soldiers of sticking him on a cross as well. Needless to say, Jesus comes across as quite a sympathetic character who…[Read more]

I told a lie…

I checked and it wasn’t King of Kings, but The Greatest Story Ever Told in which Mr Wayne uttered the immortal line.

This was one of many films in which Hollywood took its sensitive and humble take on the story of some poor bum who had wandered innocently from the streets and suddenly found himself winning an Oscar, putting him…[Read more]

I told a lie…

I checked and it wasn’t King of Kings, but The Greatest Story Ever Told in which Mr Wayne uttered the immortal line.

This was one of many films in which Hollywood took its sensitive and humble take on the story of some poor bum who had wandered innocently from the streets and suddenly found himself winning an Oscar, putting him…[Read more]

I told a lie…

I checked and it wasn’t King of Kings, but The Greatest Story Ever Told in whihc Mr Wayne uttered the immortal line.

This was one of many films in which Hollywood took its sensitive and humble take on the story of some poor bum who had wandered innocently from the streets and suddenly found himself winning an Oscar, putting him…[Read more]

Not a mathematical puzzle.

It actually happened…

and I have NEVER forgiven her  

that’s the sort of thing she would have thought of, king, but she had a much better plan…

I should say that she had cut the cake in 8 portions.

Anyone should be able to guess now

not really

Ms Mooosey, I was moved beyond words by your poem.

Your line about rice pudd was particularly stirring.

*tears filling his eyes, he sits down with a beatific smile and the peace that passdeth all understanding.

I never eat pudding nowadays…actually, untrue, but not often.

So pudding is a treat.

I like argument here, there, everywhere. Not full-scale rows, but discussion with people.

That’s the main reason I come – not the only reason, some interesting people here. Even the idiots are interesting lol I always learn something, usually about the people…[Read more]

if you say so

couldn’t agree more.

I’ve been trying to finish it for an awful long time.