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If you havent got any of those egs Paige then as far as Im concerned he doesn’t exist… case closed Im afraid
I can now reveal that I have all the egs asked for by rudeboy
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a Panorama Special in which said Jesus is interviewed on the cross, with Roman soldiers grinning at the interviewer, who is made nervous by the banter among the soldiers of sticking him on a cross as well. Needless to say, Jesus comes across as quite a sympathetic character who just wants everyone to get along. God has a special appearance for a selfie with the interviewer and another selfie with one of the soldiers.
I am keeping all of these under lock and key in the hope of making some money for my descendants when they choose to release the egs.
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Jesus nailed to the cross shouts Peter.Peter runs from the crowd and says yes Jesus to which the Roman guard cuts off his arm so he runs back into the crowd,
Then again Jesus shouts Peter.To which Peter runs from the crowd again saying yes Jesus to which the Roman guard cuts off Peters leg and tells him to fcuk off. So Peter hops back into the crowd.
For a third time Jesus shouts Peter where are you?So Peter hops from the crowd.Yes Jesus how may i serve you? To which the Roman guard cuts off Peters other leg.
With blood pouring from his wounds Peter says master how may i help and Jesus says Peter i can see your house from here
Ah Easter is approaching…….must be time for ridicule from various entities…..mostly from the pub i expect.
Ah Easter is approaching…….must be time for ridicule from various entities…..mostly from the pub i expect.
You’d have to be pissed in a pub to believe a long haired gypo called jesus died on two planks of wood for mankind.. or incredibly gullible and thick
Rudeboy, I told you that I have all the evidence that you required locked up safely..I heard
Somer’s joke when i was a lad.
I know much funnier.
Jokes about Jesus have been floating around since his death – especially concerning Proclus and Simon of Cyrene. Mohammed quotes the later, and Monty Python’s hilarious Life of Brian uses a watered-down version of both.
Piety always provokes mockery, and something as incomprehensible to non-Christians as Christianity – the Incarnation, the Passion and the Resurrection are miracles to dwarf anything done by Paul Daniels or Jesus himself – then people inevitably react with ridicule. They just can’t understand how anyone can believe this.
but people do.
I do.
Rudeboy, I told you that I have all the evidence that you required locked up safely..I heard Somer’s joke when i was a lad. I know much funnier. Jokes about Jesus have been floating around since his death – especially concerning Proclus and Simon of Cyrene. Mohammed quotes the later, and Monty Python’s hilarious Life of Brian uses a watered-down version of both. Piety always provokes mockery, and something as incomprehensible to non-Christians as Christianity – the Incarnation, the Passion and the Resurrection are miracles to dwarf anything done by Paul Daniels or Jesus himself – then people inevitably react with ridicule. They just can’t understand how anyone can believe this. but people do. I do.
More fool you then
Ello Scep, although You have many qualities, I wouldn’t have put Pious on the list funnily enough
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I am shocked, ms mooosey
shocked
I am Pius to the Skyest
I dont believe but to those who do i dont have a problem with.Each to our own and if we can shake hands at the end of the day thats what matters.
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