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Now for a football joke.

Dementia is a horrible subject to joke about, like football, but humour is our way of handling it.

Sorry, Linda, this is not so funny as the park bench joke, but they are meant to be unfunny.

Bill was fiddling around with his car parts (note my politeness) one day when he got a phone call from Norman. That was funny as…[Read more]

Now for a football joke.

Dementia is a horrible subject to joke about, like football, but humour is our way of handling it.

Sorry, Linda, this is not so funny as the park bench joke, but they are meant to be unfunny.

Bill was fiddling around with his car parts (note my politeness) one day when he got a phone call from Norman. That was funny as…[Read more]

well, one of the wheels is missing a hubcap.

Doesn’t surprise me as it’s the Leave EU bus used last year, but some Remoaner has doctored it to change the message.

The wheels of the Brexit bus do seem to be going all over the place though.

Seriously, the UK seems to be in trouble.

Not beyond repair, yet, though, but I follow them with the same…[Read more]

well, one of the wheels is missing a hubcap.

Doesn’t surprise me as it’s the leave EU bus used last year, but some Remoaner has doctored it to change the message.

The wheels of the Brexit bus do seem to be going all over the place though.

Seriously, the UK seems to be in trouble.

Not beyond repair, yet, though, but I follow them with the same…[Read more]

My favourite memory was when Christmas talk and Christmas shopping stock began in early December.

A bit unfair…

some are rhymsters who could find a good job in the greetings card industry, but there is genuine poetic talent as well and I think everyone should be encouraged rather than put off.

That’s a difficult poem to comment on, Sarah.

Like the curate’s egg – some good, some not so good.

Parts of each poem are good – I wouldn’t say you added rubbish to the first poem.

Your poems are sometimes like letters to a person who has been both important and disappointing to you in the past. Hopes and let-downs.

Still, they are (on the…[Read more]

keep trying, King.

Practice makes perfect.

Linda, I’ve not read Dumas, even when I was a kid.

I’ve seen films, but they didn’t relly interest me enough toremember them.

Bad, ain’t I?

The Three Musketeers was written by him and that did appeal to me as a kid – “one for all, and all for one, up the workers and all that stuff” (to quote a line from A Hard Day’s Night?)

The pharmacy…[Read more]

Linda

now I’m confused.

A new one? A new what??

the last post was in response to Linda’s question, are you sure?

What am I supposed to have done?

The joke has worn thin.Sorry.

Yes, I am.

I really am!!

Anyone who says it was me is a liar!!!

Even if it was me, and it wasn’t, they’re a liar.

Shhhhh! Don’t even think about me!!!

Please!!!!!

(ps I have a funny form of Tourette’s)

Yes, I am.

I really am!!

Anyone who says it was me is a liar!!!

Shhhhh! Don’t even think about me!!!

Please!!!!!

It wasn’t me!

There was an old guy crying on a park bench. He was in his late 80s or somethng.

A friendly chap came along to comfort him, tell him that today is the first day of the rest of his life, stuff like that.

The old guy tried to explain. He had met a woman of about 30 and they had fallen in love with each other. They had had wild sex from the very…[Read more]

There was an old guy crying on a park bench. He was in his late 80s or somethng.

A friendly chap came along to comfort him, tell him that today is teh first day of the rest of his life, stuff like that.

The old guy tried to explain. He had met a woman of about 30 and they had fallen in love with each other. They had had wild sex from the very…[Read more]

well, give someone your address if you need help so badly.

Personally, I feel helpless, as the normal methods of communicating with someone are closed.

Let a close friend here know your address for help, or open your phone, or something.

Sarah,

you’re expressing a pain that I will never feel.

I can’t stop you posting anything here, nor would I want to.

But you need to find a group or a person, and work it out with them.

I knew one woman who was also beside herself with this pain, and she said that she found a group of women who helped each other because they had all gone…[Read more]