draculina

…and men pretending to be women queuing to get in.

Linda,

think Victoria’s Secrets.

Leave me out of this quarrel, please, Tracy.

Quite a long while ago you were talking of the most awful things that were happening to you. I was as appalled as others in the room, and said that if it were true then you should contact the police. You said you would.

I was told later by an unknown person that it was totally untrue.

Was it true?…[Read more]

to be honest I’m not bothered about the boards or indeed the rooms I’m trying to steal Dracs girlfriend away from her

first, mr q, not everybody is as fastidious as you. A lot of humour comes from the unexpected twist, and a lot of good jokes are off-colour, if not downright dirty. I see nothing wrong with that. I actually like many dirty jokes, though some are offensive. I don’t like ‘nice’ jokes usually, especially when the come from ‘nice’ people.

Remember…[Read more]

first, mr q, not everybody is as fastidious as you. A lot of humour comes from the unexpected twist, and a lot of good jokes are off-colour, if not downright dirty. I see nothing wrong with that. I actually like many dirty jokes, though some are offensive. I don’t like ‘nice’ jokes usually, especially when the come from ‘nice’ people.

Remember…[Read more]

That was from a book called A Horse Walked into a bar, by David Grossman, about a stand-up Israeli comic. It’s very funny, but serious with it.

Here’s another one, in my own words coz it’s remembered.

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jew were sitting in a bar, and their talk turned to the subject of making love.

The Frenchman said – when I make…[Read more]

Was that yours, Ruby, the poem in the OP? I liked it.

I’m way too heavy at times eg the poem on men and children. It’s good to have these ad hoc poems.

linda, Ruby’s ll right. Just ignore it when you find her offensive.

You keep posting on this thread, Linda. You are making a serious point.

We also have those sayings in this country. It’s a sign of a healthy attitude to vengeance.

that little poem made me laugh *blushes

I think they don’t read your posts Ruby, beczause they’s put their name down and then gone off to do something else.

There is a tendency to ignore people, though, which is a shame. Tells you something about the people who don’t respond to friendly posts..

“How is sacrificing a child ever good even if it follows a certain law? You are confusing morality and legality” asks Norfolk.

Well I’m sure that we both find the killing of a child to be horrifying.

But if we were living in Inca Peru or Nazi Germany, then the killing of children would be a good both legally and morally, either because it…[Read more]

“How is sacrificing a child ever good even if it follows a certain law? You are confusing morality and legality” asks Norfolk.

Well I’m sure that we both find the killing of a child to be horrifying.

But if we were living in Inca Peru or Nazi Germany, then the killing of children would be a good both legally and morally, either because it…[Read more]

I find that film abhorrent.

It never fails to make me cwyyy, despite being sentimental beyond reason…

bad films always make you cry. good films move you, as was once said.

I can never resist Spartan apples

I promise to refrain from criticising cosy’s poems.

He writes a different style of poem to mizzy’s, but I think he should post more of them. I regret having taken the mickey out of them. I did this because I was wanting a dig at him, not because they were bad;  and I’m now sorry that I discouraged a couple of people from posting a while back -…[Read more]