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I vaguely remember jumping up and down in my high chair when I first heard this song, especially when i saw my mother looking on me with delight, the last time anyone did so lol

Older women should beware of joining the beige brigade – imho.

That’s when they dress to look anonymous, for fear that people will be looking at them and laughing at them.

Only the stupid people laugh at you for not being as old as they are.

Dress in what makes you feel comfy.

As Herr Flick once said to his sidekick, von Smallhausen, about Madame Edith in ‘Allo, ‘Allo,

“Vy is ze mutton – drrressed as ze lamb”?

I have a friend, a former model,  who is terrified of being mutton dressed as lamb, but she looks good. Someone said that if she wore a binliner, it would look fashionable on her.

Wear what you feel…[Read more]

As Herr Flick once said to his sidekick, von Smallhausen, about Madame Edith in ‘Allo, ‘Allo,

“Vy is ze mutton – drrressed as ze lamb”?

I have a friend, a former model,  who is terrified of being mutton dressed as lamb, but she looks good. Someone said that if she wore a binliner, it would look fashionable on her.

Wear what you feel…[Read more]

my EX friend sally(66) once turned up to my ‘catch up’ tea party wearing godam “ugg” boots and some sort of fancy nancy hat. i bited my lip then, but then i met her one evening dressed like a street walker that was when i really got a shock. we went into some bar and she was dancing like some 16yo. like miley cyrus. this is the same friend who i…[Read more]

the themes all based on sex changes and internet dating. if that interests anyone.

ONION!!!

my parents had that song on a 78.

I never knew what Slim Whitman looked like, but I thought he had a pretty cool name.

Didn’t realise that he had a porn tache.

Hiya mooosey baby xx we do have a little partay tonight :)

Hiya Jantastic xxx Wow,. what a tune :) Eye to Eye Contact.

Oh Gosh

She looked like Betty Boop

Ruby, may I bestow upon you a life membership and Honorary member of Divine’s Jazz Club?

this thread is like a nightmare from my childhood 

Ruby, My Dear, would you like a job in the club? DJ maybe ? barstaff or hostess ?

You can apply on the vacancies thread :)

hi ruby, thats a shame you cant post here, something tells me you’d really brighten it up :)

I hope you can fix it soon, you can always try Ctrl C and Ctrl V

Geraldine, that was rather sublime. Nice to see you again x

Can you find that little cafe, with the funny sounding name? Get the corner by the window. If the Disco DJ is there, go on, dance till the break of day. If we’re not back in Love by Monday, then we’ll go our seperate ways, Ok?