Dragon

Filters you say?

mmmmmmmm

Be grateful, some people really need a good filtering.

She has the worst pic, what a bitch!

I’ve been self employed for a few years now, I would never want to go back to working for someone else.

Cool Mario, maybe you could swarr me in :)

Just so daft lol x

How was your night Suz?

Any joy?

Could count those on one hand hugs lol

Just appreciating the fact that lovely Paigey left me off the list

haha

Sticks her rig straight back on ebay.

I knew a fella once who used to skip dive

Oh hold on was it skip diving he used to do?

Id remember if I was not so very poorly.

I miss car boot sales and having a rummage

Gosh Linds lol xxx

Sometimes youre so rude!!!

Funny though xxx

Just keep being you, you are a cool person, just the way you are xx

Dont blame you x

oh no i meant me as in me not as in you

Can i take it back?

Not been for ages x

Also give the jumping up and down on the bed screaming sex noises a try later too.  It can only improve the situation and will also thoroughly confuse them as well.

In fact – wait til her bf has gone out then shout her blokes name whilst jumping ensuring your bed is against the wall.  Sure to work.  She will be angry she will exhaust herself so…[Read more]

Yes i would lol been like 20 years lmfao

Yeah youre so not talking about chocolate anymore are ya.

PML

Oh yes they were much much bigger back then.

And they think we havent noticed how small twix and kit kat chunkies have become?

Bas**rds.