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That`s my man :D

You have just won 1 years supply of your best beer.
See your publican and tell him that the LABOUR PARTY :D will pay for it.
Tony or 5 Jags will see you OK :?

Can`t remember if I can read :lol:

A “Wise King” devised a contest to see who would receive the Princess hand in marriage.

The Princess was put in a 50×50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess hand would be the winner and become the new King.

The rules of the test were that…[Read more]

Poshcat, I will buy you the full case :D

This might get your grey-matter working overtime :D

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.

What caused the ship to sink?

If you get this right……. I promise, I will pay for my own beer :o

Methinks you are all to good, Methinks you are all clever people :)

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Too easy huh,

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet do I lack.
What am I?

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
:D

Correct my friend :D

It`s, well, to be honest, I don`t know any prayers :D :D :D

:D :D :D

:shock: Oh, ohhh

Ahhh, that`s good, a nice lie in :D

What happens after 0730 :oops:

Do I have to get up before 0700am.
If so, you have no chance :D :D :shock:

So!!!

If I say that `word` 5 times in front of a mirror…..

What happens, do I die (Candyman x 5 times) :D

Greeeeeat just hit 93 after f***ing ages…

Now where`s a certain M. Jackson.

IRRITATING LITTLE S.O.B. isn`t it

I trust `Microsoft automatic update` for all of my security downloads.

Not failed me yet.

Don`t like to register, they always ask for too much info…..