Esmeralda

I don’t doubt for a minute that your life is difficult right now Beatty..and you don’t want to be patronised by old farts like me. There’s a line from an old song that sums up how many of us feel in our lives..”I’m tired of living and scared of dying..but old man river..he just keeps rolling along..” Please don’t ever give up on your life…[Read more]

Grrrrrr……you haud him down Ruby…I’ll give him a kicking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Beatty..none of us really know what goes on in each others’ lives..and it’s obvious you are deeply unhappy. Whatever dark miseries lie beneath your surface..the above water topic of being dumped..CAN seem trivial..and I’m sure if you step back a little you can understand Ruby’s frustration. Pats..Ruby doesn’t think she has a monopoly on…[Read more]

In yer dreams Matty :D

Long live The Auld Enemy..so WE can skelp ye :lol: :wink:

BOAT….

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz..Oh sh/ite Emma..have I slept through Spooks? AND The news At Ten? [-X

I did Pats..but he wanted it back..so waht could I do? :shock:

Having looked at your location Tommy..I think I can see where you’re coming from..kinda :?

Nah..now I’m just being sarcastic :lol:

Reckon Bert’s seen his chance..and done a runner :?:

Nope! Definately irony 8)

I think you’ll find that Scottish taxes paid to a centralised British Government and revenue recouped by said government from Scottish Oil..Scottish Gas..and Scottish Whisky more than makes up for any money paid out under the Barnett formula. You’ve been robbing us for years..ya thieving barstards!!!

And Emma..stop boring us to death with your…[Read more]

Bert..can’t you just feel the luuurve emanating from the boards..not to mention the wit and the levity..

Becky…borrow a dictionary…and look up “irony” :roll:

Tee hee P.B. nah..gave up rugby when I kept losing my breeks in the scrum. Shinty was more my game..from the sidelines.

YOUR England Emma? Delusions of grandeur there. But you know love..with the Scottish Education system being the finest in the world..you could have benefitted from straying over the border for some spelling lessons. And..er..um..is the first name of your party not ‘British?’ Correct me if I’m wrong..but I think Britain is a composite of…[Read more]

For fecks sake..don’t go lumping the Scottish National Party in with YOUR lot Emma :!:

Actually..Anusol is a preparation for piles..[so I’ve been told] and not a laxative.
Now Ex-lax..that will put an end to your constipation worries..

Bert..we haven’t forgotten about you..it’s just that Pats and Becky are concerned for my wellbeing”bless ’em :-

NOT UNLESS HE WANTS HIS FACE REARRANGED :evil: :evil: :evil:

Hope you don’t work in a pharmacy Pats…. :?

Pleased to ‘meet’ you Bert. I’m a good friend of Peeved..Pats loves us both very much and often runs out of superlatives with which to describe us..shucks..it ain’t easy being so popular :^o :lol:

Aye Fastcars..the resemblance is uncanny..just hope you don’t have to play witness in too many police line-ups..though I’m sure you’ve been IN a few in your time :!: :twisted: