Esmeralda

What is it about ONE LAST TIME that you fail to comprehend Biccy? Oh..all of it apparently.

And you HAVE been holding out on your paranormal abilities..how else can you purport to know that I write [email protected] you don’t read my threads? D’oh!

And Guff..dear old Guff listening to Radio two as he wipes the dribble from his weak and trembling chin.…[Read more]

Finders keepers Gyps :(

It’s sad when the illiterate let themselves down like this in a public forum…and you know..for someone who doesn’t give a toss about little people like me..you’re getting awfully worked-up. And may I ask when it was that you contacted all my friends..my family..my husband.. as to enquire into my lovability? Presumably you didn’t manage to speak…[Read more]

Och Fats..should you not be boiling up a carcass for some nourishing broth for your spawn..?

Away and get an original thought woman…jeez..maybe not…. it’d be gie lonely!

Oh darlin’ and there’s me thinking you were stalking ME? I mean..it’s good to have an interest at your time of life..even if it is only chasing after young women[presumably to mug them for bingo money] and whatever keeps your phlegm lively and your spittle moist is okay by Esme.

There..there..now. Back to your gruel and single-bar fire my pet

Oh and Biccy..of course your nose isn’t shoved up my @rse..it’s too far up Geoffy’s sphincter for retrieval in a hurry..

I can tell you’re a bear of very little brain..make up your mind..huge or little?

When you get an education Biccy…give me a shout…

Hmm Biccy..don’t like being hoist with your own petard do you? And you’re right..I DO know feck all about you…just as YOU know feck-all about me. Your assumptions have therefore no more credence than mine. Reckon that makes us quits!

It’s grand that there are employers still willing to take on the aged and disadvantaged..but I’m surprised B and Q let you onto their computers when you’re supposed to be sweeping up or measuring out lengths of chain…..aw..the nice!!! :)

Geoffykins..did you know you have a parrot called Fats..either that or a rather strange echo….

It’s my niceness as makes me sooooo gullible :wink:

What’s YOUR excuse :?:

I was going to thank you for taking the day off work to keep me amused..but then I realised you must be a retired old sausage..sat there in your crusty jim-jams..waiting for Countdown so you can drool over Carol to keep warm.
Enjoy..and ‘member..it’s pension day :lol:

I already tried..but until they up the offer from fifty-pee..I’m a-holding onto it :lol:

Hmm..I don’t DO bitter Geoffykins..it screws up the features and promotes wrinkles..but enough about you.

Y’all make sure an’ have a nice day now :) :twisted: =;

Oh Beatty..can you not get yourself a little cooking stove? I’m sure you’ll soon make your new apartment cozy..then you’ll feel more secure in your own wee nest :lol:

maybe you overestimate you importance in the chain of ‘despicability’ Geoff. Where Peeved has friends on these boards is everything to do with HIM and nothing to do with you
Sorry to disappoint..but glad you’re feeling warm and fuzzy..would hate to think you were a cold, embittered old fart :roll:

Nope..it’s circular :lol:

Becky..as you were so obviously upset by Steve Irwin’s death..enough to bicker with Peeved over his perceived irreverance..I thought I would point out to you Mary J’s ‘joke’ ..above…which you must have overlooked whilst otherwise patting yourself on the back and points-scoring with Geoffy-boy. I’ll put it down to your overwhelming grief..shall I?

Get with the programme Mary..we closed the show last night. Sorry you didn’t appreciate my offer of free tickets. Oh..and if you didn’t get the humour in my remark…it’s because I wasn’t trying to be funny. I remember in the thread about filthy hospitals we shared gory tales of the conditions we found there. You mentioned that you were a cleaner…[Read more]

Bat..don’t worry about it….I haven’t even mastered how to change font colour or pull down a quote..I’ve been banging my head off the wall and my laptop off the floor :lol:
Esme’s answer to all technical cockups…give the pc a good kicking :!: It won’t unfreeze the screen…but jeezus it makes you feel better :!:

whilst beneath the ruins of the defiled auditorium..Esmeralda retired to her crypt..

NEWSFLASH!! Beekers just flung himself off Beachy Head!!