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yr not letting the side down at all su, the guy’s jokes are good
OK they are funny but the fellas still ave to put up wi hair up their nostrils and all over there bum everywhere but on there head x
u boys are doing well i have to admit for the less intelligent sex
mwah master xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
u know what my darling button i was gonna let u lose this battle with a quiet dignity but if u wanna lose still fighting and gasping for air so be it.
best reply wen a guy asks for a date sorry i dont date outside my own species
Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid
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If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.
Eating Out
When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.just admit we are the superior sex and surrender my sweet x x x
welcome to the thread andy xxxxxxxxx the more the merrier
Q: What’s the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.Q: What’s the difference between E.T. and a man?
A: E.T. phoned home.Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: “Filthy” and “Filthy but wearable”.Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own
business?
1. No mind
2. No business.Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life!Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.Q: Why are men and like spray paint?
A: One squeeze and they’re all over you.Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That’s a good idea…. you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart.Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on
the second date?
A: Slow.Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the
penis called?
A: The man.Men are like disposable tissues…
You can pick them up, blow them and then toss them
aside.Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one, but you’re not quite sure why …or…They burn out if you run them to hard…excellent ones jen pmsl think theyve pushed us way out in front
kent cldnt have put it better myself
what do u think master wanna wave the white flag n admit defeat xxxx
i think we all sadly cld see wot was gonna happen to amy a mile off, but i dont think she should b mourned any less because she had addictions. amazingly talented sadly missed xxxxxxx
ty kent honey
and calling all the girlies, please post ur own joke and help me win the battle of the sexes
tbh im rapidly running out of jokes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Seems that God was just about done creating the universe. The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to urinate while standing up. “It can be very handy,” God explained to Adam and Eve. “Would either of you like that ability?”
Adam popped a cork. He jumped up and begged, “Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please, Lord, let me have that ability. I would be forever grateful.”
Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam’s display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn’t mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up.
And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up. Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts. “Now, what have we here? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms…”
Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
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1:How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions
