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@Pete wrote:

,,,,,,As for the rest of it, talk to someone, preferably someone professional

There are a number of such ‘professionals’ to be found hanging around the back streets of Kings Cross, London. You can ‘talk’ to them for around £40 a session – so I’m told. They’ll take you in hand !!!

I hugged a girl called Mabel once – does that count???

@tictax wrote:

wheres will when u need him , he coped with 2 degrees

He’s probably getting the Third Degree from someone.

(There are at least two members who will get the subtle inference in that comment!)

Sorry Ma’am – we only have prawn Karma.

£175 for half an hour seems pretty cheap to me – try seeing a lawyer or an accountant these days and find out the hard way what current professional charge-out rates are.

I should pay up and get it done with. He’ll probably give you a private prescription for some aspirins – for which you’ll pay several pounds above the full retail price – and…[Read more]

Apparently, if you press the “CEOP Button” onscreen, a big bloke dressed as Superman and with a blue flashing light on his head springs out of your monitor shouting “‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello …. wot’s goin’ on ‘ere then???”

Needless to say JustChat doesn’t have such a button because if we did, people would keep on pressing it and I’d get knackered…[Read more]

@Cas wrote:

I pray for karma in all of their cases :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: [/color]

Isn’t that a type of curry???

Apparently, turning off electrical appliances for only one hour actually INCREASES the amount of carbon emitted by power stations. This because the surge caused when they all kick in again means that the National Grid has to use quick reacting generating stations (coal & oil driven) and this negates any ‘saving’ their might have been.

Yet another…[Read more]

It’s an absolutely sure fire way to discover the whereabouts of an area of low pressure. BUT beware – this only works in the Northern hemisphere.

New Zealanders should stick their bananas in their right ear to achieve the same effect – and Aussies should stick their bananas up their ……….!!!

The answer to your issue is as follows:

Armed with this fascinating but…[Read more]

@(f)politics? wrote:

men just dont listen do they eh, XP u post said i believe :D
Hope u get it sorted

Yup, you sure got me there. Tucked away at the bottom he said he used XP. May I therefore apologise for being male and for my gender driven inability to read properly.

@Melody wrote:

If you are good at sex…. they will fall in love! :wink:

Interesting thought. So people who regularly ‘pleasure’ themselves fall in love with themselves eh?

I don’t suppose you’re using Windows Vista are you??? (God forbid!!!)

Of course I’m making the assumption that you aren’t typing a load of obscenities into the chatroom or…[Read more]

….. or alternatively, if you want all that expertise for free then you get in the queue along with the rest of us.

True, but cows usually eat the soup their mothers lovingly prepare for them.

From all the above replies …. I conclude that the answer to the poll question is a clear and resounding “NO”.

This is because sex is a rather messy process used primarily for blackmail and love is biodegradable.

When you say you “can’t remain in just chat room for longer than 10 minutes” is this because boredom sets in and you have an uncontrollable urge to exit, or is there some other cause?

Maybe you could assist us by describing your feelings at the time and how you felt after you ‘left’ the chatrooms??

The main reason why people fail to attend for their NHS appointments is that they know they won’t be allowed to smoke a ciggie while they are kept waiting.

Rather than punish smokers for failing to attend, surely it would be better to provide them with ‘smoking shelters’ at a minimal cost (say around £60,000) so that they could pop out for a…[Read more]

Good idea Peggy – but maybe you could take this one stage further.

Any ideas on this people???

@Melody wrote:

I flushed a pan of my mum’s home made soup down the loo does that count? lol

Presumably you ate it first???